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    YMMV is one of the most misunderstood concepts in the sc not only by customers, but by dancers as well. some people think that it means that different dancers are comfortable with different levels of contact. i suppose that's true, but i would also add that, different dancers are also comfortable with different levels of contact with different customers.

    case in point:

    a dancer i know had just finished her dances with some guy who was paying her on a regular basis to sit on his lap. she walks away from the customer with a exasperated look on her face as they part company. all of a sudden, she looks around and catches my eye and heads in my direction. i see the look on her face and inwardly sigh. i know that she's about to drop a BK bomb on me. so, she sits down and tells me that he during the dance. the guy suddenly wrapped his arms around her and tries to start feeding. i gathered from her that this was something that he has never done in the past. futhermore, she never looked at him in that way. so, she fights him off, slaps his hands away and finishes up her dances. here's the funny part, on more occasions than i can remember. i literally dragged her into the LD room, stripped off her clothing and did the same and a lot more while she indulged my antics with an air of amusement.

    my point is that it really shouldn't be a surprise that mileage also varies on a customer-by-customer basis. after all, appearances and how you approach people are just as important in the sc as they are in the outside world. for example, i'm sure we all (at least, i hope we all understand) understand that the customer who is freshly showered and with clean breath is going to get a better dance than a guy who just walked into the sc after playing tennis all day in 105 degree weather.

    futhermore, as i mentioned in another thread. it's also one reason as to why strippers (extras or not) don't want other customers to know exactly what goes on between a customer and a dancer. obviously, this infomation would only serve to heighten the expectation of other customers with whom she might not feel comfortable as well as cause dissension among the stripper rank and file. on a side note, i find it interesting that dancers try to pump PL for information concerning other dancers. in closing, just as i have said many times before, there are no guarantees in the sc and that applies equally to mileage (including extras) as well.
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    That's the reason I generally stick to a few dancers who have given me laps before. I know exactly what to expect from them and what they expect from me. It's almost the perfect symbiotic relationship. For example, my favorite sits on my lap and chats with me when it's slow because she knows I'm going to get dances from her.

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    The partial misuse of "YMMV" that Mr. Punk has corrected is actually one of my pet peeves. Differing mileage from an individual stripper is the more interesting and significant aspect of that concept.

    We all love stroking our own egos by telling "YMMV" stories, so here's my favorite.

    I was sitting in a private VIP room with a stripper with whom I'd just been stupid enough to allow myself to have unprotected sex (OK I'm an idiot, but sometimes things happen). We were having a post-coital chat about the pitfalls of our respective jobs. "You know what I hate about my job?" she says. "When I'm down here with a customer and I have to fight him off when he tries to do something I don't allow." Even I had enough tact not to ask the obvious question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    my point is that it really shouldn't be a surprise that mileage also varies on a customer-by-customer basis. after all, appearances and how you approach people are just as important in the sc as they are in the outside world.
    Or on a customer-by-time basis. A dancer told me how angry she got with this guy who kept trying to finger her in champagne. He was confused, because she had sex with him several months before. She told him, "I was on different meds then, and I was drunk." He apologized for making a wrong assumption.

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    Sporty: My question would be, Did she let him finger her the first time or did she just do him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Sporty: My question would be, Did she let him finger her the first time or did she just do him?
    Good question with a funny smartass twist. She was a GFE type. You had to hug and kiss her, then build intensity slowly when she had low blood alcohol. This guy went right for the hole, which had worked when she was DUI (D for "dancing" in this case).

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    on a side note, i find it interesting that dancers try to pump PL for information concerning other dancers.
    That's why I don't put a lot of stock in lists or collections of reports on individual dancer's mileage. All customers are not created equal. You have to be the right customer of the right dancer in the right club on the right day, and be able to make the right offer. (And I'm not even talking extras.) What SusieDancer may do for mr_p today she may not do for me tomorrow, but she might do it for another guy if he offers double the rate she charges mr_p.
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    Punk's assertion is dead on.

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    That's why I don't put a lot of stock in lists or collections of reports on individual dancer's mileage. All customers are not created equal. You have to be the right customer of the right dancer in the right club on the right day, and be able to make the right offer. (And I'm not even talking extras.) What SusieDancer may do for mr_p today she may not do for me tomorrow, but she might do it for another guy if he offers double the rate she charges mr_p.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rath
    I was sitting in a private VIP room with a stripper with whom I'd just been stupid enough to allow myself to have unprotected sex (OK I'm an idiot, but sometimes things happen). We were having a post-coital chat about the pitfalls of our respective jobs. "You know what I hate about my job?" she says. "When I'm down here with a customer and I have to fight him off when he tries to do something I don't allow." Even I had enough tact not to ask the obvious question.
    that's funny. it's too bad you were not around when this thread was going on. it would have been a perfect fit.

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    Hey punkster. Great post man! Spot on.


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    What?!? GFD it, and here I thought I had to be consistent with all those halitosis-spewing terdheads. You mean to tell me that I can give one thing to one guy for $20 and something entirely different to another? That, if I wanted to, I could base my output on my mood on a given night??? Or even vary with the same customer on different nights if I cry a bit? That I can set my own limits based on context?

    SOAFB!! Who the hell knew.

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    Ev, you found the website of my dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    that's funny.
    Thanks. I just remembered another one along the same line.

    I'm walking a stripper I "date" regularly out of a hotel to get her a cab. As we do every few weeks, we've just had a couple of hours of cocktails and sex, after which I gave her a few hundred dollars. She suddenly finds it necessary to say:

    STRIPPER: There's this heart surgeon who's a regular at the club. Last week he offered me $10,000 to spend the night with him.

    ME: $10,000! What did you say?

    STRIPPER: What do you think I said? I said, "no." What does he think I am?

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    LOL...you really have to make sure to bite down on your tongue during those moments. otherwise, it can get pretty dicey. it's like i told jenny. a lot of strippers are conflicted about what they do. so, if she feels (or if she wants me to believe) that what she's doing with me is totally different from what the heart surgeon is offering or asking. sure, i'll play along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rath
    ... we've just had a couple of hours of cocktails and sex, after which I gave her a few hundred dollars. ....

    ... ME: $10,000! What did you say?

    STRIPPER: What do you think I said? I said, "no." What does he think I am?
    "Bad at math" would be an almost irresistable retort.

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    I seem to spend a large portion of my spare time resisting almost irresistable retorts.
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