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    Default The Night of the Weird Phone Calls

    I just thought I'd share these with you all, maybe make you smile

    The other night when I was bartending @ my club, it was the night of the WEIRDEST phone calls I've ever gotten.
    Generally, when custies call the bar, they ask if a certain girl is dancing, or what time we're open till...normal stuff. This night, I don't think we got a single normal phone call...not that I answered anyway!
    The first was from a guy who wanted to know about amateur night. But he wasn't getting that it was held only on one night. It was a 10 minute phone call for a 9 word answer!
    One was a woman asking if we let transvestites do amateur night. I'd never heard that before in my entire life. Not that I care who tries out, but I told her I was pretty sure we only let biological females dance.
    Another one was an older guy asking if we had "Happy Endings". I was fed up at this point, so I asked him what a "Happy Ending" was (I know perfectly well what he was getting at!). I pretended I didn't know what he was talking about--so he kept saying it louder and louder! I said, "Sir, I can hear you just fine, but I have no idea what you're talking about". By the end of the phone call, he was flustered and finally explained to me (in detail!!) what a "Happy Ending" was.
    When I'd finally embarrassed him enough, I simply said, "No. We don't. Sorry!!" and hung up the phone.
    I love messing with guys when I'm behind the bar.
    And after that, I let the other bartender get all the phone calls.

    -slashingbeauty

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    Default Re: The Night of the Weird Phone Calls

    LoL maybe it was a full moon...

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    Default Re: The Night of the Weird Phone Calls

    You shouldn't have said sorry - maybe something like muahahahaha would be better?

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    Default Re: The Night of the Weird Phone Calls

    ok , maybe this is a REALLY stupid question, but what is a "happy endidng?

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    Default Re: The Night of the Weird Phone Calls

    LOL, what funny things. And what a dumbass calling you asking for Happy Endings!

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    Default Re: The Night of the Weird Phone Calls

    Heh, maybe it was a bunch of dorks at someone's house prank calling.

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