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    A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said..."no". She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said "no". She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a "no".She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears were streaming down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and said...."You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever! And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... "




    This was sent to me via email.This is so sweet and beautiful.
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    Default Re: OMG,This Made Me Tear Up!!!

    you're a big dork. you cry during hallmark commercials, don't you?
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Nope,I'm not a big dork.I'm a big dork that's also hot,LOL!!!

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    Okay, I second that. I find that sort of think kind of touching though. Ladies love a man in touch with his sensitive side.

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    Yeah, 'cause if a hot dork finds something touching, it must be.

    So, it's touching!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    aww, thats soooo sweet!

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    egads that made me wanna puke! lol

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    MMM hot dorkiness!!!
    OTB... I cry at everything from Oprah to stories on the news. I cant help it Ima big softie. now if only I can find a guy that would say something like that to me and mean it?
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    That.................................was.......... .....................so........................... ...... gross.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    If you did that in real life the woman would call her friends and bitch that she doesn't want a puppy dog for a boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    Yeah, 'cause if a hot dork finds something touching, it must be.

    So, it's touching!
    Thank you,Silverback.

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    that is sooo chessey that it made me cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    Ladies love a man in touch with his sensitive side.
    Surely you jest! Who sold you that crap? No, wait, let me guess... could it have possibly been a woman? And just out of curiousity, was it immediately before or right after she decided to jerk your ass sideways and spin you around like a top? Insert "to abuse" after the word "love" in your quote and it'll read as it should...
    "That's your answer Old Man? I guess you're a Hard Case too...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by GnBeret
    Surely you jest! Who sold you that crap? No, wait, let me guess... could it have possibly been a woman? And just out of curiousity, was it immediately before or right after she decided to jerk your ass sideways and spin you around like a top? Insert "to abuse" after the word "love" in your quote and it'll read as it should...
    Awwwwwwww,it looks like someone needs a hug.

    Turn that frown,upside down.
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    Utterly nauseating.

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    Ya know, men who act like touchy-feely wussies are usually the most duplicitous, unreliable, weak, and self-centered sacks of crap. They know how to "play" women like squeezboxes.
    Where's John Wayne when we need him? (Ironically, his real name was Marion.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Utterly nauseating.

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    You two are both *sses,LMFAO!!!!!!


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    I must respond to this, uhh, sentiment (not to mention keep my dinner down) by providing an alternative ending to the story. Feel free to write your own.

    A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said..."no". She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said "no". She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a "no".She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears were streaming down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and said...."You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever! And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... "

    ..and so, the guy and the girl got married. About three months later they won a $75 million lottery jackpot. They each bought fancy new cars, and a mansion located on top of a big steep hill overlooking the ocean.

    One afternoon, the guy told the gal the he wanted to go "golfing" alone. (Translation: He felt that she wasn't putting out enough, so he was actually off to the red light district to cruise for a $30 streetwalker).


    He packed his clubs into the trunk, kissed the girl goodbye, and drove down the steep hill, only to discover that that his car which had worked just fine earlier that morning now mysteriously had no brakes. Unable to stop, he flew over a cliff into the shark infested water below.

    Then she took the inheritance and the windfall from his life insurance policy, and moved to New York. There she bought a luxury apartment, and controlling share of a media conglomerate. She also convinced some well-endowed studs to be part of her reverse harem, and lived happily ever after.


    See, he stayed with her and died anyways.


    I could pen a full movie script, but tell producers at the Lifetime Channel that its going to cost them a pretty penny to get their hands on it.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I could pen a full movie script, but tell producers at the Lifetime Channel that its going to cost them a pretty penny to get their hands on it.
    If you want Lifetime to buy it, you need to adjust your screenplay and get your character depth down to a single sentence:

    The man needs to be a handsome, child-molesting rapist with an affinity for torturing animals--especially dogs--who changed his identity after escaping from prison on a prior aggravated murder conviction, where the victim was a loving mother of three kids (one of whom naturally suffered from Downs Syndrome) who was just getting her life back together after leaving a sexually-debased husband that had a penchant for cocaine, unprotected anal sex with Succubine, homewrecking, wife-hating strippers and BDSM liaisons with naive, nubile sexpot interns at his cold and unfeeling corporate job in the insurance industry that promoted men over equally qualified and eminently more creative and emotionally expressive women and neglected to provide adequate day-care facilities or a serious effort at combating systemic sexual harrassment from oversexed misogynistic managers bent on the discriminatory hiring practice of only accepting young single females for their own ego-gratification and sexual fulfillment, centered entirely around making after-hours bukakke and DP films with gratutious ATM action sequences in the company kitchen using confused and vulnerable secretaries and executive assistants who were initially only hoping to make a positive impression on their Draconian taskmasters by securing them crystal meth and escorts and somehow got caught up in the underground child trafficking and sex slavery trade of their otherwise pristine and comfortable suburban environment where the only sensitive men were already married to adoring wives that kept their submissive, yet potentially insatiable husbands in check with emotive, heartfelt monologues on the porch about committment, trust, family and the need for communication and new set of window treatments that don't clash with the carpet.

    The woman needs to be a strong, selfless, and perseverant single mom with a graduate degree in psychology and behavioral science who looks great in a mini-skirt with FM pumps at the supermarket or flannel pajamas and bunny slippers in her kitchen, works professionally in a florist/bridal shop--while she volunteers with homeless and special needs kids in her free time--and was physically abused and emotionally and sexually neglected by her former closet-homosexual husband, occasionally "raped" by her attractive, compelling yet unyielding and immature Latino gardener and wronged by the patriarchial court system, living in a comfortable yet atypically affordable community where she tends rose bushes and waxes philosophical with her supportive feminist girlfriend with the edgy haircut next door on the reasons why men can't communicate their innermost emotions without feeling threatened or emasculated and how that sad reality tears society apart in ways only women can understand, all the while showing her adolescent daughter (who's in the gifted program at their local girls' school, and has a nice, wholesome, eunuch-like boyfriend that completely understands her wanting to wait even though she dresses like a call girl on duty) that a woman can be independent of a man, still feel emotionally fulfilled and remain sexually attractive to men to the extent that she can use her feminine wiles to extract favors from those hordes of Cro-Magnon males that fail to comprehend that it's only acceptable to sexually objectify women when it's most convenient for us, so that we might feel better about ourselves when we want to have tawdry, risky, nasty sex outside the norm (like, gasp, being on top!) and not be judged as a skank whore or cum-guzzling gutter slut--even if we have secret desires to be gang-raped by a group of sweaty, buff, yet sensitively metrosexual firemen over a dirty gas range while they eat her fresh baked apple turnovers as they take turns satsifying her every hidden and unspoken desire to be a round-eye Japanese comfort girl in Nanking--and still find time between work and home to enjoy her Oprah book club and needlepoint over tea and crumpets.

    Something like that.
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    OK CO,

    I think you've watched just a little too much Lifetime!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    LMFAO CO!!! Ever hear David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" about the Perfect Country & Western Song?
    "That's your answer Old Man? I guess you're a Hard Case too...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    If you want Lifetime to buy it, you need to adjust your screenplay and ....
    And practice giving air kisses and name dropping.

    Is it really worth it?

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    If men are so cold, why did three grown men- a police detective, SF soldier and bodybuilder- berate me for NOT crying at the end of "Old Yeller"? LOL
    I do get mad when men cry over sports games. Only allowable if they lost a bunch of money betting on the game.

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    You didn't cry at the end of "Old Yeller"!


    You cold hearted ........ !
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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