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    Default How to lie about stripping job?

    I had to lie about my past four years of life to someone from way back I was catching up with. I am scared I'll get caught in a fib or slip up and look suspicious. Before you wag your finger and tell me I shouldn't lie, I'm covering up for other people- I don't care what people think of me, but it could cause trouble for my loved ones. Not to mention I live in a backwater town and people would think it was a big hoot if they found out.
    Any ideas?

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    What have you told them so far ?
    And you hunger for the time,
    Time to heal, desire time.
    And your earth moves beneath
    your own dream landscape...

    U2, "A Sort of Homecoming"

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    Nuthin' but a bunch of super-creative lies and generalities. I don't feel good about it, but as of now, no one really knows. I've been very careful.

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    Hey I have an idea for anyone who doesn't know what to tell thier friends about where they've been working...tell them you are a nanny! How would anyone ever question that?

    Cianna

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    I have used nanny- babysitter before.....now from traveling, I say bartender (true) or lived with boyfriend. But I have to even check my opinions, they can't sound too jaded or anti-man. Now I'm just going to say Avon saleswoman!
    One dancer whose dad's friend saw her at the club ratted her out, but she just said he must have been mistaken and was a pervert for thinking of his friend's daughter like that.

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    Wow that's a close call for that girl...did she quit? That would be a shame.

    Cianna

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    Well, she got out for her man...lucky her, huh? I'm pretty sure her parents never knew. it stinks that we have to bend ourselves out of shape to hide our jobs, but the world is unfair......

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    Yes I guess it will always be hard to explain to most people-but on the lighter side, I just ordered two new costumes today!!! I'm so excited!!! Now I have to wait for them

    Cianna

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    Well saying bartender sounds about the easiest to me, if you ever mentioned anything in passing about tips, or shifts, or working nights, anything like that it would all sound in keeping with bartending or waitressing.

    I'd just use whatever was as close to the truth as possible, less you have to directly lie about that way, less details to remember, less you have to worry about tripping yourself up on.
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    And your earth moves beneath
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    Aye, bartending sounds really likely. I tell my 'rents I waitress, my mom knows I waitress in a topless place - which she made the "that's very daring and scandalous" face at, and then told me not to tell my grandma - I dunno if she passed that on to my dad. *Shrug* It helps because saying "tips suck right now" or "oh, I was talking with this customer about -insert politics or video games or otherwise innocuous story here-" so it isn't outlandish that I chat with people.

    My friend's parents rather guessed that waitressing in a topless place meant dancing, but they haven't been like "hey! luna's mom! what do you REALLY think that means??" <- not jerks.
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    just say cocktail waitress...that way if you slip up there is an excuse as to why you would be there or why your anti man or anything...its the closest thing to your real job
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    Default Re: How to lie about stripping job?

    I use to use bartending until my godmother wanted to stop by for a drink at my bar so i say that i bartend at private parties (which i have). So that way they won't bw able to come drink at your bar...
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    I lied and told my Grandma I was a waitress in Downtown Detroit. But she figured it out herself. now I just just people what I do, but for an application anyplace I would deny it all. I'd just say I wasn't working, just going to school.

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    Why not just tell the truth? It would be so much easier.

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    Hehehehe the truth....the truth about stripping never goes down easy. They might have to chow down some draino with a side of pain before they could even begin to understand why we do what we do. When I didnt live with my mom I told her secretary/filer.
    When I dance Im not going to give my mom the slightest hint that I dance. She would be the type to go check up on me. F_cked up huh? Im in a slight pickle going back (I want money soooo bad) b/c this is the last year Im going to be on her taxes and I dont want to lie and have her get in trouble.......I have a plan
    I was thinking after we go to get our taxes done for 2005 in 2006 Im going to go back to the guy and give him my receipts and do my taxes over again? Does that sound like a good plan?
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    I also say I cocktail waitress at private parties... for a catering company... that way no one ever gets the idea to come 'visit' me at work or ask which bar I work for or something... works like a charm.

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    hilarious. i told my granny the same thing. she's on to me.

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    Maybe your granny reads SW.

    -Ww
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    As the Truth eternally reveals itself,
    This very place is the Lotus Land of Purity,
    This very body is the Body of the Buddha."
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    bartender works if you know how to make drinks and don't expect people to come see you. i will probably say that i give piano lessons, which is true because i do give piano lessons in my spare time. that would explain the cash. if someone strangely wanted to watch a piano lesson, i would let them watch one of my spare ones or just let them know that it's a private lesson. now about the taxes, i don't know how that works. can someone clue me in?

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    I tell people I do promotions fo various companies. because i do, but thats like once a every few months for 100. Just vague enough to be beleivable and you can drop some names like coke or pepsi and it's all good. I'e only lied to prospective landlords though. everyone else gets the whole truth.

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    Tell them you are a gogo dancer. Its the closest to the truth. A lot of ppl dont look down on that as much. Thats what i told my dad. He was not wild about it, but he didnt completely hate it.




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