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    Default For the Ladies.....

    Or gay men.

    I stole this idea from the wonderful Vyanka.

    If you had to choose between these two men.....Who would you choose?

    A 2'7 ft tall, toothless, poor, zit faced guy......Or a handsome man, that has 12 kids, 5 ex wives, and pays more for child support than most people spend on houses.

    Who would you pick?


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    hahahahaha Rose!!

    That's a toughy, i'd be a full blown Lesbian if those two were left on planed earth or commit suicide!!

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    Default Re: For the Ladies.....

    12 KIDS, 5 EX WIVES..........c'mon Rose, ppl CAN change. LOL.
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    Default Re: For the Ladies.....

    I take the toothless guy. He can definitely gum me to death and he's a great height. I am also short so I understand. We can also take care of the acne. He's the obvious choice, but I would need to know something of his sexual history first. U didn't include one about him, but the others track record is just horrible.

    As for the handsome guy, no, but only because he has 12 kids. 12 kids, five exwives, and who knows how much other unsafe sex this guy has had that didn't result in kids. Him and condoms just don't get along, evidently. I'm not into looks anyway, at least not that much. Also, you can change being ugly, being broke and being short to a certain extent, but you can not change all them damn kids and baby mommas.
    "Come what may although I often say realities come from dreams, but approach all lies with open eyes because NOthing in this world is EVER ALL it seems."

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    Honey, I would just use my vibrator or my hand if it came down to that.

    But if one of them was a great person to be around (even the 2 foot 7 guy) then I would have him as a friend...
    ~*~ I must not fear. ~*~
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    ~*~ Only I will remain. ~*~

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    what an unfair question!! ahhh!!


    I'll take a wholesome and sincere guy over just about anything.

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    Neither. Not even worth the bother.

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    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Some of you ladies are slipping! I'd choose to hustle the handsome guy out of his child support money. Nothing was said in the premise requiring an OTC relationship. *

    -Ev

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    Default Re: For the Ladies.....

    If I had to pick one or the other I would choose the 5 time divorcee with 12 kids, lol. As shallow as it may be I don't think I could be with a zit faced, noor, toothless dwarf, at least the guys had an option to choose wealth

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    Default Re: For the Ladies.....

    the handsome man
    the slutty one

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    neither, but i would buy stock in batteries.

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    Neither, but if I had to pick one.... The handsome guy... changes can be made...



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