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    Is it even possible for a guy to set out to get a stripper girlfriend while looking for one? I have been in several relationships lately and I just can't find what I am looking for. Honestly, I am looking for a stripper now because I want someone who is totally free and uninhibited.... Here's the problem, you can't pick one up in the club, doesn't work... so HOW?

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    you can be like my bf and search personals for someone who says they're a stripper or adult entertainer. Though neither time was actually looking for that specifically, worked twice though.
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    I guess that's how he got you... Well, when you're done with him, come see me You have to move to Dallas though..... Thanks for the reply sexy.

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    Oh, I have a great idea:
    You should go, stand in the parking lot of a strip club, and grasp frantically at the hands of all the girls who walk by you, look them in the eyes and say "Will you be my girlfriend?"

    Seriously. That would land me.
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    Are you serious?? You are just looking for a stripper?! Uh...

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    Maybe one of us will date you. Post a pic!

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    Ok... first of all, if you are a retired dancer, why does it turn you off for a guy to want YOU?????????

    Secondly, No BS, I really respect you girls. You put up with a lot of crap to do what you do. But, you do it SO well. It is a hustle, no different than what a lot of guys pull over on women. You've turned the table to the point that you are telling the man that you will tease him with what he REALLY wants only after you get what you want first. It is absolutely amazing to me. Why would anyone pay to get teased? But you know what? I LOVE IT! Not to the point of visiting very often, but I do love it.

    Why do I want to date a stripper? I am a VERY forward person. I am not very good at sugar coating things. I am the friend that you ask if you REALLY want the truth. I am blunt. I want someone who will give me the same thing. I want a woman who is so uninhibited that she will take her clothes off in front of strangers. I want a woman who knows how to have a good time. And I want a woman who will no how and when to let go when the fun is really over. Relationships run a course, ALL relationships. Some courses are longer than others. I want to have one that I get every bit out of it that I can. And like a movie that I recently saw, "I want the juice to be worth the squeeze."

    As for a photo, hmmmm... I am VERY tempted to post one. But I want you to get to know ME first. Then, you can be pleasantly surprised when you do see what I look like. Love you ladies. Keep up the good work.

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    so far we know you as a guy that wants to date us because we're strippers....we don't know where you are, what you do, what your interests are (besides strippers) and really, there is nothing to differentiate you between the upteen million guys that ask us out every night at work, so....

    if you are going to be superficial about it, let us be too. Post a pic! If you are all that, you might get some hits.

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    I agree with Emily......Post a picture!

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    HEH! Yea, and I'm married, and the reason I quit dancing was because I was getting tired of hearing the men's bs and them asking me to come home with them or asking for my number. Hey, wanna go out some time? Hell no bitch, I wouldn't even talk to you if you weren't in here! My word, sometimes I don't know about you silly boys though.

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    Also..are you so cocky and arrogant as to thinking you CAN get a stripper?!

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    Ok Ok Ok... You busted me. I am just an ugly SOB that wishes in his wildest that he could land one of you. And yes, maybe that is it... Every man wants a woman who is a superfreak but loves them above all else.... I wonder sometimes if you girls are capable of loving someone that deeply at all. I would love to find out.

    I am 28 years old, I live in Dallas, TX, I am a professional with a good career, and a beautiful home in the suburbs. I compete with my neighbors in the spring with our flower gardens. I have never done drugs, nor do I want to. I am a perfectly normal, not twisted(except maybe in the bedroom a lil' bit, but who is not?) I have met one stripper in the club that I would have even considered being with (turned out to be Sylvia Saint.) Go figure. But she was the coolest stripper that I ever spent time with.

    Honestly, I was just trying to inspire good conversation and fulfill my curiousity. Which, I have done. I am not a shallow person. I do have other requirements and no, my miss right doesn't have to strip. Just seemed to fit the criteria here. I am so damned intrigued that I can't help it. Have I ever asked a stripper out in a club??? No, I think that is pathetic. Would I want the mother of my children to strip, I SERIOUSLY doubt it. It is the Pretty Woman factor. But maybe that is as much of a fantasy as the club itself. That you could take an intelligent, beautiful woman from such a place and become the most important thing to her. Maybe I am a f'ing idiot. ANYWAY, Thanks for all your replies.

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    Why would you think all dancers are superfreaks in bed??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetiredDancer
    Why would you think all dancers are superfreaks in bed??

    Because that's what he wants to believe.

    I find it disturbing that you are spending all of this energy looking for a "stripper to date" instead of going out and meeting "ordinary" women. Why, some of my non-stripper friends dress more risque when going out than I do...and they are actually "complete and total superfreaks" in bed.

    Maybe some woman, who was open and willing, would actually enjoy giving you a sexy strip tease at home. I do it every once in a great while for my SO...but damn...after doing that ALL night long several days a week...I am not that much in the mood to do it one more time.

    I think you should really consider changing your "mode of thinking".

    BTW...Jay...I think the word you were looking for was "contradicting"?

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    And I want a woman who will no how and when to let go when the fun is really over. Relationships run a course, ALL relationships. Some courses are longer than others. I want to have one that I get every bit out of it that I can. And like a movie that I recently saw, "I want the juice to be worth the squeeze."
    This was my favorite part. Aren't we all supposed to be crazy, clingy, Fatal Attraction type chicks? This totally made my night.

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    Dude. You have issues. Go to therapy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    I agree with Emily......Post a picture!

    I'd date you depending on how you get along with my 14 kids.
    Well, I always wanted a big family

    And, that would be an easy way to get one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shysecret
    Every man wants a woman who is a superfreak but loves them above all else.... I wonder sometimes if you girls are capable of loving someone that deeply at all. I would love to find out.

    I compete with my neighbors in the spring with our flower gardens. I have never done drugs, nor do I want to. I am a perfectly normal, not twisted(except maybe in the bedroom a lil' bit, but who is not?)

    First of all- I think you are very twisted. A Flower Garden?????? Sure, you're normal, you spend your free time on a forum for strippes whining about how you want to date a stripper when you are pigeon-holing us as sexually loose, "superfreaks" who "may not be capable of loving someone deeply at all". Yeah, sure go get a girl like that. Just as long as it's not me.


    P.S you suck, real bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shysecret

    Maybe I am a f'ing idiot.
    Could this be a new poll question?
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    hehe...

    Hey, i want to date a fairy princess.... Oh, this isn't disney?

    i am joking shydude, welcome and good luck, I am thinking you might need it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shysecret
    I compete with my neighbors in the spring with our flower gardens.
    I have a cute dancer/gardener for you. She knows the Latin names for flowers, but she's an extras girl.

    If you really want a superfreak, I'd recommend nurses over dancers.

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    Yep, I think you have mistaken this website for something else. HEH! Funny post silverback, roflmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by shysecret
    Ok Ok Ok... You busted me. I am just an ugly SOB that wishes in his wildest that he could land one of you. And yes, maybe that is it... Every man wants a woman who is a superfreak but loves them above all else.... I wonder sometimes if you girls are capable of loving someone that deeply at all. I would love to find out.
    Every man wants a superfreak?

    Every single time I sit outside a guy's door, or even follow him across the country when he tries to run from me......They always end up calling the cops.

    Err....Stalker, and Superfreak is the same thing right? If not, I am poorly disappointed.


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    I met my bf in my club. But he was there to see his friend the bouncer. So technically he wasn't a costumer. So maybe if you have a bartender/bouncer/manager/anyone who works in the club as a friend a dancer would be more likely to give you a chance and in my case it was knowing I could trust the guy.

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    I am just an ugly SOB that wishes in his wildest that he could land one of you.
    Join the club, and don't troll.

    It's better that way.
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