Best gift was $500. second best was apple ipod. BUT stay tuned, my ship might come in any night now...
Best gift was $500. second best was apple ipod. BUT stay tuned, my ship might come in any night now...



razor phone, man I want one of those soooooo bad!
I got face cream, expensive underwear (which I didn't accept, besides, it wasn't in my size) and a beautiful card (sent from overseas by a pretty sweet if somewhat deluded customer).
But one of my fave tangible customer 'gifts' I sometimes received is food. One custy in particular will occasionally buy me sushi when I'm on shift (he knows I love it!).
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words
whats a razor phone???
It's a new phone from Motorola.Originally Posted by OPEN
If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.
Mobile telephones, laptop, juwels, VIP tickets for the olympic games, Vip tickets for many concerts with Greek singers, free airplane tickets (that is still my best customer i can travel hole Europe for free) shopping meetings and one time a check from 3500 euro for my holiday trip to my country.
Originally Posted by standupguy
Its not that difficult to get great gifts.
hint: if you sit with a regular customer who comes only for you or a customer who spend 2 or 3 big bottles champagne or anything else very easy for you
then you know he got money.
so while you are talking you tell him that you saw a very nice laptop (or anything else you like) you tell him that it was to expensive and if he knows where you can find cheaper one... i had good luck because the next day he brought me a laptop!
Mobile phones are more easier to get ....
If your customer ask your telephone number you tell him that your phone is broken and you have to buy a new one... you promiss him that when you have got a new phone you will give your number to him. Most men can't wait to get your numberI got 7 new mobile phones from costumers
in about 4 months.
If a customer ask you to go out with him for a dinner you say with a big smile "Why not for shopping"??? most of them say yeah no problem.... make a little joke when he leaves say that he have to bring a lott of money because you saw a lott of nice things![]()
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I've never gotten trips or big things like that, but there's this guy who brings teddy bears every time he comes, he also gave me some nice jewelery for my b-day. Another guy dressed me up in beautiful elegant lingirie and givenchy perfume. I also got an autographed Tshirt of the Kids in the Hall - the best gift!
ooooh, good question. it took me two years to start getting presents but i've gotten jewelry, candy, gucci glasses and purses, dancer gear and a couple of other great things. one custy got me a 400 dollar gift certificate to victoria secret and i took full advantage of that during one of their semi annual sales. oh yeah, and the laptop i'm using right now.
It's really unfair of you to think of yourself as a loser or to think that many of the girls who receive gifts consider their custys to similarly be losers. Most men are not stupid and while they don't possess the same instinct for bullshit as women, it is safe to assume any man buying a dancer a laptop or anyother big ticket item considers her a friend. They don't just show up at clubs with electronics and gift certificates to distribute to the first pair of big tits with a smile they see. Most of these guys have hung out with the girls for awhile at the club (at least in my case) have established rapport, and consider them to be friends, confidants, and/or of course fantasies.Originally Posted by OPEN
The fact that you were most concerned with how happy your gift made your dancer friend is the most important thing.
I've gotten many gifts such as Ipods, diamond earrings, and furniture from real life guys I knew from outside the club in pursuit of me but nothing from customers. I wouldn't mind something akin to what NinaD got. Hell, Bebe is fine with me! I love their stuff![]()
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"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M



Today I lied and told my regular that I was behind in the rent and he gave me $650 to cover it. Also found out that this guys married (or going through a rough patch) as he puts it which I take it to mean that hes married and claiming its on the rocks but hasnt told his WIE that. Hope she doesnt look at his bank account.
SO ill be happy to take him for a fool as long as he lets me (as he must think Im a fool to think Ill date him on the side), and until a new fool with money comes along. Pah! Where are all the normal guys....



oh and thank you whoever that was posting the photo of that crispppppp looking fine azz slick n super thin razor phone. If I wanted one before now I could kill for one!!! (Jelous)
I've seen Kermit210's kitchen and it's nice. And the before pics of it made me like it even more because that kitchen was in need of some serious help. Plus I met her customer a few times when he'd come into Camelot once a week (don't worry babe, he'd just come in to hang and tip a few bucks ;-P ) and he's definitely not pathetic. He just likes her and likes to treat her. Trust me, her gratefulness is totally sincere. I guess it's so simple it just confounds people! I need to come back from NYC and have some of that baked mango thing on vanilla ice cream you make...mmmmmm.
I don't think it's cool to lie to a customer about not being able to make your rent if it's not the case. Especially if it REALLY happens someday and then you turn into the Stripper Who Cried Wolf. Besides, the "can't make my rent" ploy is the oldest stripper trick in the book and is just another stereotype that people do live up (or down) to at times.
I have to admit I'm enjoying the bit of envy springing from the Vegas trip. It WAS a blast, and we've talked about making it ann annual thing, which would be quite sweet. Maybe this time we'll stay at the Four Seasons and actually make time for that helicopter trip over the Grand Canyon.
"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham





A regular of mine wrote me a check for $1900 on my 19th birthday. Was the last time I saw him too, he moved back to Sweden.....
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Ninadaisy PAH, I dont think its cool to lie about NOT being married and then switching your story to some other bullcrap the next time I see him (and theres now even more crap thats changing form day ot day as he comes in).
You really think this guys deserves respect honey? Ok, I'll respect him all the way to the champagne room and all the way to the bank. lol
Respect is a privilege that has to be earned.
Note to punters; If you must tell us dancers some crap at least be consistent.
getting gifts can be really tough...against my better judgement a couple that was very cool and good regulars of mine once gave me a $1200 gucci watch and I was thrilled and love all things gucci so accepted it but was a little leery (sp?) about it...well then about a month after that with them coming in every weekend...both nights...which was odd for them...and soon after started buying a TON of dances and making the full court press about my number...what do I do on sundays/my days off...am I kinky...would I like to be in a home video...etc etc etc they finally threw the gift in my face...and couldn't believe that after such a nice gift I didn't just want to get with them...had I had it with me, I would have gladly thrown it at them...or had someone feed it to them...the really ironic part is that we got along GREAT prior to this and without the watch and ensuing drama, I may have "partied" with them just for fun since they were hot and alot of fun and I'm naughty and on occasion like stuff like that...but because I wanted to...not for a watch or whatever they were using as a bribe...people are nutty...





My favorite non cash gift ( I used to get hefty checks from my best customer on holidays) was an Omega necklace with a slide pendant.





what color???Originally Posted by onlythebest
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Im old school i guess.I think the best gift a custy can give is cash.
From what i have seen over the years,anything else means something or comes with expected strings attached.
Hmmm, I loved cash gifts. I've had customers give me an all expense paid trip to Jamaica. Some have given me very expensive jewelry, purses, shoes, credit cards, and one even tried giving me his car. I had mentioned one day that I liked his muscle car, I thought he had good taste. Next day he comes in, and offers to sign me over the pink slip to it. I didn't accept but it was a sweeeeet car. (Dang it)....
I think the biggest thing I've heard from guys outside of the SC is "I would never buy affection".....Never say Never. A lot of these men just really enjoy buying their ATFs nice things. Just because you wouldn't do it, or you can't afford to doesn't mean there is harm in doing so. Haven't you ever bought a friend something nice? Did you expect something in return?
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Im not.Its a man thing and i dont expect you to understand the sickness.
Most men that take an entertianer away for a week in Vegas EXPECt to hit that thing,some do,some dont.
Not the point.
Im not saying it happened,im saying thats the intention.
DUH!!!!!
Im sure all the guys here are the exception though,its those other men im talking about.
So if I take you to Dennys, Can I hit it? Haaa, Jk.Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
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--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
I have to say that the most thoughtful thing a regular ever gave me was a tea set from London. He travels overseas a lot for his job, and when my birthday was coming up last month, he asked me what I wanted from London. I asked for a floral teapot, but I guess he forgot or something, cuz he came back this past week with this nifty art deco tea set that, though not exactly what I wanted, I loved the fact that he still remembered to get me something. Terry's the kinda guy I really don't care what so long as I get to talk to him...one of the coolest people I've ever met in this business.
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I get to order what i want,plus desert right??Originally Posted by RoseDelight
My computer (incl. every program you can think of!), some cashmere sweaters, (small) diamond earrings, 2 costumes for work, boxes and boxes (and boxes and boxes...) of chocolates, underwear sets, CDs, a big snuggly hoodie, books, DVDs...a standing offer for a trip (of the all-inclusive package variety) that I don't think i'll ever take up- not comfy with it.
A custy was going to do my floors (harwood laminate) if I quit dancing...I said screw that and paid for it with 3 nights work
My gifts have dropped off significantly though...lots of them were from when I first started. I need to build my charm back up! :p
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