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    Thursday, January 13, 2005


    HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Did you hear the one about the two guys arrested for telling lawyer jokes? It happened this week to the founders of a group called Americans for Legal Reform, who were waiting in line to get into a Long Island courthouse.

    "How do you tell when a lawyer is lying?" Harvey Kash reportedly asked Carl Lanzisera.

    "His lips are moving," they said in unison.

    While some waiting to get into the courthouse giggled, a lawyer farther up the line Monday was not laughing.

    He told them to pipe down, and when they did not, the lawyer reported the pair to court personnel, who charged them with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor.

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    So this this tiger is walking through the jungle and sees another tiger eating elephant shit and then spitting it out..

    The tiger watches this for awhile and then asks the other tiger, "Why are you eating elephant shit?"

    To which the tiger replies, "I ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth,"

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    that's insane. I know lawyers who tell lawyers jokes !

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    Yanno why lawyers wear neckties?


    ...to keep their foreskins from rolling up over their heads.
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    NOW that arrest is the BIGGEST joke of all !!!
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

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    ^A good start?

    Muahahaha


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    carp bait
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    My uncle is a lawyer and tells the best lawyer jokes of anyone I know. Maybe he should have himself arrested!

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