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    HUMOUR/FUNNY: You know it's January in Australia when...

    For the Australians.............

    You know you're in Australia in January when:-

    a. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

    b. Hot water comes out of both taps.

    c. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

    d. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.

    e. You discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

    f. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.

    g. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

    h. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.

    i. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

    j. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.

    k. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

    l. The cows are giving evaporated milk.

    m. The trees are whistling for the dogs.

    n. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.

    o. You catch a cold from having the air conditioner full blast while you sleep during the night.

    p. You learn that the local Mall isn't a shopping centre it's a temple to worship air-conditioning.



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    Default Re: HUMOUR/FUNNY: You know it's January in Australia when...

    These are cute and funny,GCG,LOL!!!
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    Default Re: HUMOUR/FUNNY: You know it's January in Australia when...

    Great thread Goldie. Australia must really be nice this time of year. Here in the Eastern US we're happy when its a balmy 44 degrees farenheit.

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    Brrrrrr Its cold over here....I wanna be there so I can be warm!!!
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    that's your flaw
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    It's a little too warm sometimes. Blame the humidity more than the actual temprature tho'



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