For the Australians.............
You know you're in Australia in January when:-
a. The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
b. Hot water comes out of both taps.
c. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
d. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.
e. You discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
f. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
g. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
h. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.
i. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
j. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
k. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
l. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
m. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
n. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.
o. You catch a cold from having the air conditioner full blast while you sleep during the night.
p. You learn that the local Mall isn't a shopping centre it's a temple to worship air-conditioning.
>>>Thank you to EmailCash forums for this gem!
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For the Australians.............
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