My girlfriend is talking to this pathetic guy on the phone right now. She is pretty up-front about things with him--like she won't tell him she loves him, or that he's sexy, etc., like many other dancers would do. She has repeatedly asked him if he is sure he really wants to spend as much money as he is. In fact she is trying to slowly and gently educate him as to the stripclub scene.
Right now, for instance, she is telling him if he licks another dancer's tits (which she won't let him do), he might as well go and french kiss the last dozen guys she danced for before him. I had to leave the room for a second to laugh out loud.
This guy, and a few others like him, are so far out there, though.
She held the phone up to my ear so I could hear some of what he was saying just now, and I had to run away again to keep from ruining the whole thing. He was describing the one time he had had sex in his life, sort of.
OK, now she just told him he should get an escort.
This may seem cruel, but while dealing with an especially boring and persistent conversationalist, she was giving me some of the best head ever--and she is really, really good. She would stop now and then and answer a question, or sey "yes", "uh-huh", etc.
I would feel sorry for this guy except he is such a pervert in VIP, and so annoying in the frequency and duration of his calls. One time she was dancing for another customer and he came up into the VIP, interrupted the dance, and told her he wouldn't see her anymore, which promise he hasn't kept. She is earning every penny of the money he spends on her.
Wow, this is cool, she just told him that dancers have lives of their own outside the club, and that guys shouldn't come into a club looking for dates.
Now she is telling him that she has danced for a couple thousand guys. He is asking how she controls herself...
She just told him it's about as stimulating as humping the arm of the couch, that it's not a sexual thing. He seems to be having trouble understanding.
She's telling him he needs an escort again. He thinks she means a bodyguard...I had to run out of the room again.
This is like a movie or something...



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Don't guys get how pathetic they must sound droning on to a stripper over the phone for hours while all she ever says is "yes", "uh-huh", etc.





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