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    OK, I'm sure the thread has been done before, but we might as well
    do it again. What kind of weirdos have you encountered in your club?
    Share your stories here. I'll start off with the customer who got
    down on all fours in the lap dance area and started barking loudly
    like a dog. Or then there were the gay guys who came to the SC
    (girls only on stage, men in audience) to pick up guys. Real odd.
    Or the foot fetish guys or the customer who wanted me to...
    how should I say it?... poop into a glass bowl for him. Or the time
    during a lap dance that a guy wanted me to talk to him like I
    was pretending to be his wife's (female) lover...
    anyway, let's hear some good stories.

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    haha ok what about the losers who want to get up and pretend to give the girl a lapdance? tryin to be cool or something? nooooo buddy stop it we dont think you're cool. (It's happened more then once!)

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    Or the well intentioned customers who want to give me a back or neck massage... it hurts
    bad sometimes but I have to pretend to enjoy it. (Sorry guys, I know you mean well.)
    But that's too normal for this thread... let's hear some weird stuff.

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    A guy once showed me his bitten off nipples. It was gross but hilarious--they were completely gone! A girl at my club got paid $100 to kick a guy in the balls. Once, a gay guy had me do dances for him to make his boyfriend jealous.

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    Ive had alot of guys that do that "I want to know what you taste like" thing.
    Theyd want me to masterbate and let them lick "me" off of my fingers. So gross....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Ive had alot of guys that do that "I want to know what you taste like" thing.
    Theyd want me to masterbate and let them lick "me" off of my fingers. So gross....
    You'd be surprised at the amount of guys that ask me to do that. I think it's utterly gross...I had one guy in particular that wanted me to do that and started sulking because I refused! What a f*cking tosser.

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    When I first started dancing some very strange little man(he was literally very little like 4 feet tall and bald very creepy looking) offered me 500.00 dollars to go back to his aparptment,and act like he was a baby while giving him a sponge bath he said he wanted me to talk to him in baby talk and ''punish'' him if he was bad.
    As tempting as that offer was I declined.


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    I have had 2 weird regulars, and a lot of foot fetish guys like me. One paid me $350 for an hour in champ. room to sit in a chair, stay fully dressed but dangle my feet in his face (he was on the couch). Another paid me like $400 to lick my feet and suck my toes (which was really weird and I probably wouldn't do it again).

    The regulars- one used to pay me like 30-40 a song to take off my shoes and walk on his face and step on his crotch!!!- He got married so I haven't seen him in a while though. The other used to come in two to three times a month and would spend hours in the champagne room crying about his wife and would put his head in my lap like a baby and once he even sucked his thumb! Another time he cried himself to sleep/passed out drunk, I'm not sure so I brought another dancer in the room, had the waitress run his card for another hour and got drunk with my friend, when he woke up he didn't even realize.

    By far, the WEIRDEST ever (and most of the girls at my club agree they've never head of such a thing) happened last month. I saw a guy sitting alone in the VIP area for a while so I went over to him and sat and talked and had a drink or two, then he said something like I always wanted to be a woman. Now I figured he was just drunk and I was misunderstanding him, so I thought, perfect chance to sell a room and brought him back to champagne. He started crying and asking me to teach him how to be a woman, and since he was paying I went to the dressing room and got my makeup. I put press on nails and FULL face makeup on him- after plucking his eyebrows and shaving his face with a disposable.

    I don't know if I am just a magnet for these types or what.
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    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Ok I know this is meant for the ladies to mention weird customers and not sure how weird one would consider the following.

    Anyways, I usually take my belt off for VIP's so it doesn't catch or scratch the lady during a dance. Well this dancer insisted on using my belt to whip me and she actually convinced me to get on my hands and knees on the couch and she whipped me 2 or 3 times with my belt. Of course I had my pants on though.

    OK so I am not sure who's the weird one in this case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalifSCVisitor65
    Ok I know this is meant for the ladies to mention weird customers and not sure how weird one would consider the following.

    Anyways, I usually take my belt off for VIP's so it doesn't catch or scratch the lady during a dance. Well this dancer insisted on using my belt to whip me and she actually convinced me to get on my hands and knees on the couch and she whipped me 2 or 3 times with my belt. Of course I had my pants on though.

    OK so I am not sure who's the weird one in this case.
    I beleive that, according to the rule book, since you paid HER, that makes you the wierd one....
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    Thanks for taking the belt off, that shit hurts. But it would be better if you left it at home altogether. Other girls look at us funny when a guy takes his belt off as we're getting ready to dance.

    This is more stupid than weird. I was walking a guy back to VIP and he says, "So, is this where you all turn into vampires and eat the customers?"
    *blink blink*
    "Excuse me?"
    "Haven't you ever seen Dusk Til Dawn?"
    "No, I can't say as I have."
    "Well, it's about a strip club where the girls turn into vampires and eat the customers."
    ....
    "That was a movie sweetheart."

    So we get back to VIP, select a booth and sit down. I take off my shoes and we chat whilst waiting for the next song. Song starts and I get up to dance, but the customer's eyes got real big... and then he ran like hell. Not only did he leave VIP, he left the bar. Turns out I was dancing to the theme song from Dusk Til Dawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    I beleive that, according to the rule book, since you paid HER, that makes you the wierd one....
    OK ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith
    Thanks for taking the belt off, that shit hurts. But it would be better if you left it at home altogether. Other girls look at us funny when a guy takes his belt off as we're getting ready to dance.

    Lilith I understand what you're saying. The only reason I do that is one dancer told me to before because it would hurt or scratch. I never take it off until I've asked the dancer if she minds though. Leaving it at home is kind of tough, depending on the pants, sometimes the belt is absolutely necessary.

    But I guess this would be a good new question for the forum. I think I'll go and post it now in the correct section.

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    So, me and my friend are walking out of the dressing room (she's a very pretty black girl), and there's a couple of rednecks sitting at the back row. The one looks at me and says something about me being pretty and then he sees my friend and says, "look they have a colored girl!" Luckily, my friend does have a sense of humor and she said something to him that made him feel very little, but her and I were laughing at his ignorance all night.

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    I had this one *ssh*le put my dress on.This guy weighed at least a deuce and a half.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gia2608
    Another time he cried himself to sleep/passed out drunk, I'm not sure so I brought another dancer in the room, had the waitress run his card for another hour and got drunk with my friend, when he woke up he didn't even realize.

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    there was a gay couple who just went to the club to find a girl to watch them play with each other. one of the guys said he just wanted to have a girl watch him give the other guy a bj. that same night there was an older couple who approached me for a threesome. they said they were getting married soon and just wanted to have that last hurrah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalifSCVisitor65
    Well this dancer insisted on using my belt to whip me and she actually convinced me to get on my hands and knees on the couch and she whipped me 2 or 3 times with my belt. Of course I had my pants on though.
    Sound like the routine for local strip-club bachelor parties. They also put ice water and/or coolwhip down your pants, give you a terrible weggie, ride your back while repeatedly belt whipping your ass. Simultaneously they request financial contributions from the audience to continue the game.

    I think this is either cruel and unusual punishment, or training to become a wife.

    In any case that's when I leave.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    LOL lillith! That is fuc*ing hilarious!!!!

    My weirdo came to my club and paid pretty much EVERY girl $10 to lick the BOTTOM of her shoe, then stuck out his tongue to show everyone the dirt on it! EEEwW

    Another guy told me he had a fetish for watching women swim..

    someone wanted to bury his face in my armpit

    someone paid $60 while I was on stage to lick my toe - and then I wiped it off his shirt in front of everyone LOL

    I also get a lot of requests to dance with my clothes on.. Hmm, I guess they'll pay me to NOT get naked LOL

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    Yeah... the foot fetish guys are strange. I hope none of the weirdos mentioned above
    are on stripper web...

    There have been a couple of times when at a club I worked at where guys walked into the
    private dance area *without* a dancer and sat down... I guess they didn't realize where they
    were. After a long while with other customers getting private dances around them they
    finally left the VIP room...
    Just a little odd.

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    Ok, to keep this going here are some more...
    First, I forgot to mention that the barking dog guy would walk in looking 'normal'... but quickly
    head into the men's room where he would put on eye shadow and a dog collar...
    Then there was the business man who would ask girls to urinate in a cup for him to drink...
    Or the one that would bring in a dildo and ask us to suck on it and then wanted to be
    anally penetrated with it (we never did that)...
    some weirdos pay very well though...
    In fact my best regular was a gentleman who liked his nipples pinched very hard. I guess
    the other dancers wouldn't pinch them hard enough. He would moan quite loudly.
    Unfortunately he moved to Florida...

    maybe we should start a "weirdo" or even regular custy exchange program to hook up
    our customers with other dancers when they move out of state... we could trade them
    and especially we'd know how to satisfy our fetish customers. Something to think about
    on this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by myssi
    In fact my best regular was a gentleman who liked his nipples pinched very hard. I guess
    the other dancers wouldn't pinch them hard enough. He would moan quite loudly.
    LOL I had a dancer who would not stop pinching my nipples and she was doing it hard too. I had to lean back and really keep from screaming. I could still feel a slight pain from the nails and all the next morning in the shower.

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    I had a guy who would get dances all night long....just as long as i would burp in his ear. Okay buddy whatever YOU want.
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    No it probably wasn't nice to take advantage, and I wouldn't do that again. It was in that phase I had when I'd been dancing about six months. It was after not knowing what the hell I was doing but before I'd been dancing long enough to look at the reality of the situations feel guilty for using people (something I try not to do anymore). Also, he was the type of customer who would do whatever I say and give me whatever money I wanted so I'm sure he wouldn't have been mad. It's funny too, I still remember his name, his company's name, the ages of his kids and his dogs' names but I haven't seen him in 2 years.
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