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    Ok here it is: There's a football game on. A guy wants to go to a bar with his buddies and have some beers and watch the game. Sounds fine right? They make establishments specifically designated for this. They are called SPORTS BARS. They typically have big screen tv's, beer, chicken wings, and all the other crap. So here is my question girls and guys, WHY the fuck does anyone come to a strip club to watch a football game, and then get agitated with dancers if they ask to dance for you? I really dont get it. I mean, to a semi-intelligent person it would seem like a no brainer. Are guys really that dumb? Why do they do this? They're taking up seats for people who would actually come to drink and get dances. Again, I can fully appreciate if you want to drink beer and watch the game in the company of your friends, but for gods sake go to a sports bar. This shouldnt even be a problem. Does this happen to anyone else?

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    I completely agree... it is a big distraction. But the club makes money on drinks even if
    the girls get ignored. That's why I particulary avoid Monday nights.
    Here's a funny one: last week at the club the big screen was
    showing some male figure skating competition on ESPN2. What guy really wanted to
    see that?

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    Sometimes guys come in to watch the game and want dances afterwards, that's cool. The sucky ones plant themselves under the tv, turn their chairs away so they are hard to see, and bark "I'm watching the fucking game" when you approach them. I just calmly inform management about those guys because they usually try to avoid their 2 drink minimum as well.

    Management doesn't do anything about these type of customers, so I just ignore them......
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    Dare you to try this device.

    -Ev

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    lol evan,thats some funny shit!!!!
    Im NOT going to buy one,im sure it will get me killed or damaged beyond repair this superbowl weekend.

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    Nothing proves FANhood more than looking right thru a dancer on stage to watch your team lose ugly. Sad but true.

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    I know, the club I worked at has two big screens on either side of the club, and it distracts the customers and costs us money. Some mgt is so fuckin stupid they just dont get it! I would try that remote though

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    I think they are fulfilling some sort of fantasy that involves watching sports and being rude to hot women who try to interfere with that. They should be rude to you and then put a dollar in your g-string every time they get to verbally abuse you. I guess it doesn't work like that though.
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    Well me being a huge football fan. The clubs know the people pay a cover, they will at least buy drinks, and MAYBE buy a dance during a commercial. Superbowl just brings in more people, buying or not from us, they are still buying booze and paid to get in. Actualy some clubs are pretty much dead during SB.

    OH well, the clubs don't seem to care if you make no money, they still get their cut from us as well.

    Pamela

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    I dunno if its retarded.

    A very common and profitable business plan is to "sell the sizzle,and not the steak".

    I see alot of clubs going for the "adult"playground feel,welcoming males and females,with other things for them to do then just drink beer and look at boobs.Pool tables,wide screens,poker tables etc.
    Las Vegas is an awsome example.People for the most part go there to gamble,its the other stuff that keeps them there gambling and keeps them comming back.

    On monday night football.
    I would rather have 100 guys there to watch the game,with a chance at selling them a lapdance,then have them at Hooters or some other sports bar with NO chance.

    I have seen alot of girls clean up on football games.
    I have also seen alot of girls sitting in the back complaining about football.

    Some girls change thier hustle on those nights,some girls go home broke.

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    i'm lucky i guess we have a sports bar inside my club! yep showbar then sports bar then vip, with a side of champane room. all in one building. at least we know those guys are busy and will probley come out and play with us when the game is over.

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    A wise dancer once told me this: Television exists in strip clubs for the same reason that pool tables do. So cheap guys can look at the dancers without tipping them
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    One of my favorite nights to go is Sunday because it's usually slow and I can actually talk to the dancers for a while before I get my lapdances. When there's a football game on they project it on the big screen behind the stage, which is pretty funny because you can't see it anyways. When nothing else is on, they show golf. Guess what I'm paying attention to instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thorn
    You must be a fellow Jets fan.
    Worse...

    Americas team.
    Cowboys.

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    When I was living with my family they didn't have premium cable, and at the time SportsChannel was a premium service, meaning I had to go out to watch the local team's games on TV. And the strip club I was a regular at was the best place to go at the time (1994).

    It's amazing though, the things you'll watch on TV in a strip club that you wouldn't watch at home. Just from my own experience, I can count:

    Figure Skating (when the US championships were being held in San Jose)
    World's Strongest Man
    World Rock-Paper-Scissors Championships

    Worst thing that ever happened: Bar is packed for a Stanley Cup playoff game. One of the club's top earners is on stage, about to pull off her signature move. Just as she does, the crowd erupts...because the home team scored in double overtime to win the series.

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    Back on topic, I tend to agree with BigGreen...once the guys are in, the club does (and should do) everything they can to keep the guy in, whether it's drink specials, dance specials, big-screen TV sports, pool tables, darts, whatever. It should be a lot easier to make money from a group of 100 guys who happen to be watching a football game, than to an empty room.
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    Meeeh, I feel two ways on this, yeah you can sometimes sell during half-time or commercials or whatever. Othertimes, it is really really frustrating and exhausting to deal with the "I'm watching the game" guys. We had guys throwing away free dance tickets during world series week and the week before.
    Soo, okee, if the guys do follow the plan of eventually spending money on the dancers after the game, yay. Not a lot do, though. And I can see the guys eventually getting frustrated with those annoying people trying to sell them something, so they get to the point of "as soon as the game ends I'm leaving." blaah.
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    The strip club televisons are ridiculous. I work just outside Detroit and the playoffs were awful for business when the Pistons were going for the championship. During the finals no one would even look at the girls onstage and as soon as the game was over, there was a mass exodus to the door. So much for the guys sticking around to play.....
    Why come to a strip club to watch sports?
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    Men dig booze, Naked women, And football. They like to mix things they love.

    Must suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    On monday night football.
    I would rather have 100 guys there to watch the game,with a chance at selling them a lapdance,then have them at Hooters or some other sports bar with NO chance.
    Holy $#*%, Big Green! You've got a chance to sell them a lapdance?? Now I know why I can't!! They're not just watching the other team; they're playing on it.

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    I like having TVs in the club. Especially if I have to work on a Saturday in the fall and want to keep up with college football myself. Heck, I've gotten dances from betting guys teams would make first downs, score goals, and whatnot. And it isn't always sports; a couple of clubs I've worked in had sets constantly tuned to CNN.

    Complaining about the guys who are watching the game is like complaining about the customers who just sit at the bar and drink. People come into the clubs for different reasons and with different goals, and I see no reason to complain about the non-buying customers. I would rather focus my attention on the more salable ones in the club. And it doesn't hurt to be nice to the ones hanging out in front of the TV or at the bar; sometimes they will return to you for a dance or slip you a tip.

    And though it pains me to agree with BG, it is better to have them in the club than to have a dead club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence
    Holy $#*%, Big Green! You've got a chance to sell them a lapdance?? Now I know why I can't!! They're not just watching the other team; they're playing on it.

    -Ev
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    ok thats funny,i dont care who ya are!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    And though it pains me to agree with BG, it is better to have them in the club than to have a dead club.
    lol

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