Can we talk about the torture devices we put on our innocent feet night after night? Don't get me wrong, I love how they make me (who is short) look nice and tall and how they lift my booty just so. But man, I never get them right. They either stretch out too much where I have to put inserts inside or they seem to shrink. At the end of the night when I take those babies off it sounds like I'm having an orgasm in the corner. Who came up with these stupid things and why do they have to cost so damn much? Did we really think the pimps in the 70's were so cool we had to copy their shoes? I wonder what the long term effects are going to be on my body? I've already developed calcium deposits in my ankles because of them. Oh well, my rant is over now.![]()



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