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    What do YOU do for a living?

    You are at a party... and someone comes up to you and asks: "What do YOU personally do for a living?"

    Here's the deal: Can you answer this question with one sentence ?
    (The most sentences you can use are three.)



    My answer:

    I'm working my own part-time Goji juice business. I wanted something part-time so I could make some extra money. I'm always looking for people who would like to make some extra money with me.


    My alternative answer would be:

    I take my clothes off in front of strangers in a club four nights a
    week. I also put them back on so that people can pay me good money to take them back off again in a more private manner. I'm always looking for people to help me


    Which is more confronting for you? Knowing someone is in network marketing or knowing someone is a stripper? Yeah.. I know... the answers are going to be screwed coz if you had a problem with stripping then you wouldn't be on this forum would you ? LOL ! I still will ask.

    The reason why I would say the network marketing one is mainly due to the fact that if I am ever in an "extended family" situation my father has explicitly told me that I am NOT to tell "the rest of the family" about what I really do... I promised him I would do that.
    Also, at least with the network marketing reply, the other person would change the subject or leave so that would help decrease the likely-hood of questions I didn't want to answer.


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    My non dancer best friend came up with my job description.....Recreational Therapist.

    We are kind of like a therapist for some guys, the ones that are lonely and tell us their life stoy, or how they are not happy with the realtionships etc. We listen to all this, gove a couple of lap dances and viola! There off with a smile on their face!

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    I like that Susan. I will try that sometime. And when they ask me what that is, i will say look it up. I don't like telling people what i do for a living at any gathering, (in person) it's way to personal for me, unless i know the person well enough, or they are friends already and want to know what else i have gotten myself into....Lol

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela
    I like that Susan. I will try that sometime. And when they ask me what that is, i will say look it up. I don't like telling people what i do for a living at any gathering, (in person) it's way to personal for me, unless i know the person well enough, or they are friends already and want to know what else i have gotten myself into....Lol

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    I would say that I am the President of the "Blond Swedish-Floridian Women" Fan Club. You should see our awesome secret handshake.

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    ^^^^ OMG, you are soooo silly. That would really open me up for an awesome conversation. LMAO!
    Pamela

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    I met this gal in a bar one night. We were bullshitting about life the universe and everything. She asked what I did. I told her. I asked what she did. She said "I'm a stripper across the road." I loved it. "Here's what I am...here's what I do...take it or leave it." I know that you cannot normally do this sort of thing. I wish you all could. Dammit, I hate pretencious pricks.

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    Dammit, Susan, that picture is so damned distracting.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    I was sitting in my little hangout bar, which, while not a strip club, is populated by the most wonderful assortment of beautiful and friendly waitressess and bartenders.

    A woman comes in and sits next to me. She starts talking to me about the bartenders shirt (or whatever women call shirts) and the type of boobs it took to wear that type of shirt (or, again, whatever). I thought it an odd, but not uninteresting, first topic of conversation (at least outside of a strip club).

    She asked me what I did for a living. I answered. And, to be polite I asked her back (therein was the trap, apparently)

    She said, " I'm an entertainer, but I'm not a stripper."

    I initiated the Piccard maneuver ( As opposed to the Kirk maneuver, which would've been "great, let's go".) and said, "So, do you juggle?".

    This led her to try to explain things about "personal entertainment" and me to bring up movie rentals and talk about kids.

    Anyway, it's just one of those questions that, either way, often takes longer to deal with than you really want to spend on it.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    I asked a guy once what he did for a living and he said he was in marketing and sales. I thought about it for a moment and said "Hey, so am I!"

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    i usually tell people i am an "entertainment director". it's a fairly accurate description. i have noticed if i tell people i am a DJ, the next question is always "oh really? at what club?"... and my answer to THAT varies by whom i am speaking to. group of dads at my son's little league game, i simply tell them. group of mothers at my daughter's thanksgiving play? uh...no. what's even better though is when i know they know what i do, but they ask me just to see if i'll tapdance.
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    I was talking to a man on the airplane today, I asked him what he did and he said "I am a professional janitor"......What the hell is a professional janitor?


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    What the hell is a professional janitor?
    I think the Replacements covered that sort of occupational embelishment in the song, "Waitress in the Sky".

    She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
    Always on the ball, she's always on strike
    Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
    You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
    You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

    Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
    You get to me, you're always outta champagne
    Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
    'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
    You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

    And the sign says, ";Thank you very much for not smoking";
    My own sign says, ";I'm sorry, I'm smokin'";
    Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
    Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

    Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
    Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
    A real union flight attendant, my oh my
    You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
    You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
    You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Rose hun that's like our sandwich artists at Subway!

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    I was talking to a man on the airplane today, I asked him what he did and he said "I am a professional janitor"......What the hell is a professional janitor?

    LOLRose<I guess it sounds alot better then saying,I'm just a Janitor.

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    I say nocturnal enticement engineer....it usually makes then stop and think.

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    Well I am unemployed now as I quit my job yesterday.


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    I'm a professional erection builder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie
    I'm a professional erection builder.
    LOL cute Blond

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie
    I'm a professional erection builder.
    You certainly are, my dear. I wonder what the amateurs call themselves?

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    I don't think it's as big as a deal now days to say I'm a stripper,It's kinda,IMO,admired.I guess things have changed alot,So hey,Nice to meet ya,I'm a stripper,my name is tia,What's up?

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    I've told a guy I'm a porn star but never a stripper. I've never been a stripper or a porn star. If I ever do strip I'll probably not mention it unless I know the person is totally cool with it since I worry it would affect the rest of my career. I know people who are nightclub dancers and when you mention that sometimes people go "oh my god, you're not a stripper are you" like it's something awful to be one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    You certainly are, my dear. I wonder what the amateurs call themselves?
    LOL! Amateur erection builders, of course.

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    I never tell people I DJ at a strip club because the next two questions - if its a guy asking - are "What club?", followed by "Could you get me in for free?", even though I just met them.

    When anyone asks me where I work, I tell them I'm a bike messenger.

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    Professional Pole Artist ;P
    life is only what you make of it

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    I guess I have to get a job, so I can answer this correctly.

    I am a professional burger flipper.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va
    My non dancer best friend came up with my job description.....Recreational Therapist.

    We are kind of like a therapist for some guys, the ones that are lonely and tell us their life stoy, or how they are not happy with the realtionships etc. We listen to all this, gove a couple of lap dances and viola! There off with a smile on their face!
    That's cute Susan.

    If I am out with my man, I say "nothing... he takes care of me"...

    Alone, I say "dancer". They usually take it as professional Arthur Murray style..

    Sometimes to be a smart ass I say, "I am a dancer/therapist/actress".



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