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    So, I approach a table with a lone suited man sitting at it. Like a gentleman, he stands to greet me and we chat for a minute. Introductions are made, etc, then I notice that besides his drink, there is a glass of champange on the table. I ask him if he already has company, and he says, "Looks like she vaporized." I laugh and ask him if he would like to join me for some fun in the VIP room. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his money, takes $5 and starts to try and stick it down the FRONT of my bottoms. (He missed. I was wearing a garter belt and thigh highs; the money ended up in my garter belt.) THEN, he says, "Here's $5. Why don't you go vaporize." WTF?!?!?!

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    sounds like a powertripper....... at least he tipped though, right

    If that had happened to me I think I would have pulled an I Dream of Jennie of BeWitched move and and said looks like my vaporize powers are out of wack today and then walked away. It's always better to have the last laugh !

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    I would ave told him that you usualy get $20 for that trick.
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    What an ass. Oh I hate that. It's like, we don't go to their work at mcdonalds and give them attitude. He just couldn't handle your overwhelming beauty and womanlinesss.

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    ugh.. i hate men like that. what an ass!

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    Sometimes I wonder about guys. They say and do the stupidest things.

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    Sounds like a real loser on a little power trip. I have so little respect for customers who come into SCs and behave in ways that belittle the women who work there .
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    Awww, that must have made the poor guy feel so much better, huh ....for the second. Too bad the dickless dude can't live in stripclubs--that way he can ALWAYS play "Let's pretend I'm not wasting space in the world, and I can shoo away all the pretty girls who want me 'cause I'm THAT cool." Hahahahahahahahahah Good thing his kind are so transparent--and I'm glad you were able to see that. Feel sorry for him, Glam.

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    What an asshat-but at least you got five bucks from him!

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    Similar experience, but the guy tipped me $5 CANADIAN! LOL, I accidently lost it too that night......

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    Going to a strip club to make a spectacle of yourself and make fun of the women that work there, that's a new one, but I guess if they kept assholes away no one could make a decent buck either.

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    Fuccin' smartass! I had someone like that once. As I came off stage to ask him for a dance (he was on my tip rail gawking at me for 3 songs, and not tipping), he said "You did pole tricks, can you do a dissapearing trick too?" ugh! It really pissed me off at first, but I had to giggle a bit thinking about it later...
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    oh gawd what a LOSER haha

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    HAHA Idiot
    He thinks - probably still to this day - that he won, but here we are all making fun of him! LOL

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    The guy sounds like a real idiot, So nasty!

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    Situations like that are probably the only time in their lives a lot of those guys ever get a chance to "reject" a woman in any sense, rather than be the one getting rejected.
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    I had a totally inebriated guy last night tell me for 15 minutes last night how he just likes to have fun when he comes to clubs because he is married blah blah blah, he just wanted to have a drink and a good tim,e he didn't underdtand how some guys were so low class that all they try do is grope. So I danced for him and he tried to touch my pussy every time I turned around and laughed at his own failure saying (wow, you're quick with your legs- I kept kicking him). Then, he gives me $9!!!!!!! But I didn't care because his drunk loser friend already had dropped $60 under their table only to be picked up by yours truly.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon
    So, I approach a table with a lone suited man sitting at it. Like a gentleman, he stands to greet me and we chat for a minute. Introductions are made, etc, then I notice that besides his drink, there is a glass of champange on the table. I ask him if he already has company, and he says, "Looks like she vaporized." I laugh and ask him if he would like to join me for some fun in the VIP room. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his money, takes $5 and starts to try and stick it down the FRONT of my bottoms. (He missed. I was wearing a garter belt and thigh highs; the money ended up in my garter belt.) THEN, he says, "Here's $5. Why don't you go vaporize." WTF?!?!?!
    I did a dance for this one guy, asked for a tip, he said yeah vote for Bush and just walks out

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    You know, guys, I didn't feel one twinge of belittlement. I was the one who won; he was the one who lost in many ways: My fab company, the joy of looking at me (I looked very hot that night), and of course, his $5!! It seems that when things like that happen, it makes me feel like less of an ass for when I do make an ass out of myself on ACCIDENT. This unclefucker did it on purpose, thinking, probably, that he would hurt my feelings, but I just took his money and then ran around telling the other girls and laughing at him!

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    Sometimes I feel bad for the men like that. I laugh too, or pity them- or laugh at how much I pity them. I guess when you've been dancing for long enough, you start to realize that things like that shouldn't be taken personally. When I first started I would have been torn up by stuff like that but then you figure out that they are just trying to hurt your feelings, to make themselves feel better. Screw 'em!

    I had another guy last month ASK ME for a dance towards the end of the night and he said something about "I'm sure you need the money" and I was like "Actually..., I do OK here" and he said "I don't see how, it's obvious no one likes you"> I don't know where he was getting this from, maybe because I ws sitting at the bar when he approached me ((there was only 10 minutes left so obviously I wasn't going to sell a room)) So I got dressed, put his money away and told him something along the lines of: It's obvious you came in here to abuse women because you can't get one, but you're not going to hurt my feelings because I think you're a fucking loser and I don't value your opinoin anyway. Smiled, said thank you and kept his change.

    Damn full moon always brings them out. Glam, I'm glad you weren't bothered by it either, you're strong sense of self is such an asset in this job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnEhOtMoMoF2
    I did a dance for this one guy, asked for a tip, he said yeah vote for Bush and just walks out
    I love how some people try to hand out "advice"!



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