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    Apparently I seem to have potent viable sperm. My estranged girlfriend who I have been seeing off and on has informed me that she is pregnant with my baby. If everything goes okay and she carries the baby to term, this will be my first child. I guess I'm pretty happy about it, even though the relationship has been pretty rocky. I'm just going to do my best to create positive feelings between us during her pregnancy, because she will be my baby's mama, apart from any differences we may have had during our relationship. We'll see how it goes....
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    Well, Hey, Congrads!


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    Congrats man. I wish you both the best.


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    Congrats ML, best of luck with junior, and the misses.

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    Congratulations, but I do have my concerns for you man, after hearing about your lady. Be a strong father to your child please, especially if the mom isn't all there. My best wishes

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    ML has spawned. Now we have ML and Mini-ML. Sounds like fun. Congratulations, man, and enjoy it.
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    Thanks for the positive wishes everyone. I think she has a lot of potential to be a good mom, but we both need to cut out the bullshit and grow up a little bit. We spent the weekend together and things are starting out on a positive note. I've let her know that I will be there for her throughout the pregnancy no matter what the state of our relationship is, and that I plan to have an active role in our child's life no matter what. It's still early though, and I'm sure this thing will seem a lot more real in the coming months. We'll see....
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    If ML can be a dad, I can too



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    Quote Originally Posted by sol_de_pr2
    If ML can be a dad, I can too
    It's not that hard. You just find the right hole, put your thingie in and out of it a few times, shoot some goop up in there, and you're a dad. You'll get the hang of it someday.
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