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    Monkeys willing to pay for monkey porn heh heh heh

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    LOL, well they wanna see some monkey ass!

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    I dont think monkeys should be allowed in the sex industry.
    They should remain in zoo's or be employed as cliff divers only IMO.

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    Hehehe... I thought this thread was going to be MojoJojo nekkid.



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    That really clears up a lot of questions I had about myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    Hehehe... I thought this thread was going to be MojoJojo nekkid.
    lol.So did I.
    Needless to say I am very disappointed that it is not MOJO


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardkandee
    Hehehe... I thought this thread was going to be MojoJojo nekkid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena_666
    lol.So did I.
    Needless to say I am very disappointed that it is not MOJO

    whew.....you ever see a link and think "oh crap................."
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    Well, I've always thought that humans were just particularly highly developed monkeys anyway . This whole idea that we are somehow fundamentally different from other animals is bullshit (IMHO, of course).
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    I tend to agree. Yes...highly developed...and yes we're the only ones actually destroying our own world.
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    Porn may be a bit strong as a description of this smut, since no hardcore hot explicit monkey sex images were available for purchase.
    Take a look at the full journal research article:
    http://download.current-biology.com/...2205001041.pdf

    This is pretty tame stuff, more like a monkey version of "Hot or Not", or its Howard Stern show equivolent.

    In case femimonkeyists should become outraged, the study claims:

    Our data also suggest that monkeys choose whom to look at, at least in part, based on social status, a prediction of the long-standing hypothesis that primate social structure is reinforced by allocating attention according to social rank [15]. The close correspondence between our monkeys’ valuation of social information and its apparent utility for natural behavior is all the more striking because our subjects were housed in a captive colony with limited opportunity for physical contact except between pairmates.
    Translation: they're reading it for the articles.

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    If they were so smart, they'd just flip to the Discovery Channel like everyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    I tend to agree. Yes...highly developed...and yes we're the only ones actually destroying our own world.
    Funny how if there are 100,000 rats in a locale, it is an infestation. If there are 100,000 people in a locale, it is a city.

    They should increase the bag limit on humans, otherwise the poor things will starve to death.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    If they were so smart, they'd just flip to the Discovery Channel like everyone else.
    LMAO Red!


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    Look they do have porn for you MoJo. So MOJO exactly what is hot and what is not in monkeys, is it the redder the butt or something?
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    Oh Good God, I HATE those prominent red asses. Like it isn't bad enough that monkeys walk around with their tails up already so you can see their poop shooters...the red bullseye thing is just gross!
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    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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