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    More update on the weird girl at my club, the one who states the LD's are degrading.

    After getting a fine for turning down a customer who wanted a 2-4-1, she has decided to do LD's. After a week of dong them she's perfected her technique.

    She'll ask guys if they want an untradditional LD. After the guy is seated, she places a wide S&M type color on them then ties thier hands at the wrists. Then she'll do something that looks like reading thier palms, sings to them, rubs thier feet and lights matches in thier face! I even saw her slap a guy Friday night!

    One guy last night ran out if VIP and nearly hit a car in the parking lot when he left. He showed up for late night and a girl who just came on shift got a ton of dances from him. She said she was working at another club, where he went after leaving ours and told her that he was never coming back toour place again beacuse of her. She, now get this, during the LD clipped his fingernails and kept them! If it weren't for that one dancer he would have never come back.

    Now she's scaring away customers! Hopefully management will put an end to this before she runs everyone out!

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    HAHAHA Ive never heard of a scarier LD???

    She is sooo nuts???

    But then again some guys like that freaky mess?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    But then again some guys like that freaky mess?
    Before any discussion gets started, let me just say for the record that I would not enjoy any of the activities above as part of a lapdance.

    *checks his nails*

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    ok, now it was believed that i was the oddball in the stripperworld...yeah, she beat me...
    i mean, sure i'll throw a collar on a guy if he wants me to. i'll tie him up, etc. but i cant sing for s*** and i am not trimming someone's nails. i do eat fire onstage, but only on very busy nights.
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    I gotta admit,i need a pedicure,and for 2-4-1,ya cant beat the price.

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    WTF???

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    LOL. Sounds like she's (attempting)to try and do vodoo or some type of magic.


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    what a lunatic!!

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    Somebody tries to put a collar on me or tie my hands, and they're on the floor and I'm out the door.

    Definitely strange.

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    That woman does not sound sane.

    I would be very careful and concerned about what she might do someday. She sounds like someone who could go postal.

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    Can't be good for business, either. I know if I was getting a dance and that stuff was going on anywhere in my vision, it would be a...dampener...to say the least.

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    Damn,that's a lot of work,just for a dance.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    What is mangement saying about this? She is very out there!

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    I can't believe someone can even call that a lap dance. Is she trying to scare guys out of buying lap dances. You said she didn't like giving them so maybe she is getting revenge on management for fining her. Maybe she thinks if she scares enough people, they won't make her give them. Who knows.
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    wtf?

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    wtf is this?? are they going to fire her soon?

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    And she's still working there because???

    Do they really need her tip-out that badly tossed into the pot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolita86
    wtf is this?? are they going to fire her soon?
    God I hope so! I haven't been to work since then, go back Thursday. I'll find out then. I will be VERY vocal about it to management! We certainly don't need her running off customers.

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    Man, I think I used to work with this girl. We had a very strange dancer in Austin who would talk about how she'd been abducted by aliens, etc, with the customers.

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    I know about witchcraft and I am warning you

    NEVER LET HER GET ANY OF YOUR HAIR OR FINGER NAIL CLIPPINGS!

    Even if you are not a believer, please take my advice.

    You use these items to put a serious hex on someone.

    I know this sounds crazy to you if you are not into this stuff, but please please please don't let her ever get any of your hair or nails.

    After I get a manicure / pedicure I collect the nails from the salon. I am not the only one. Ask your manicure girl, she probabally has come across this.

    Voodo is dangerous. seriously.

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    ok, thanks for mentioning it 242_fair. i thought i was the only one who thought that way! yeah girls, be careful of that stuff.
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    wow! I've never heard of such the stuff! fingernails? gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 242_fair
    I know about witchcraft and I am warning you

    NEVER LET HER GET ANY OF YOUR HAIR OR FINGER NAIL CLIPPINGS!


    After I get a manicure / pedicure I collect the nails from the salon. I am not the only one. Ask your manicure girl, she probabally has come across this.

    Voodo is dangerous. seriously.
    May I ask what you think the nail saloon or manicurist is going to do with your fingernails clippings?


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    I can't believe that more customers haven't been more vocal in complaining to management about her, though it isn't surprising that management hasn't yet picked up on the fact that she is pulling this sh*t, or doesn't care--yet.

    I think it's funny, though obviously the customers didn't.

    Some guys are into this stuff, but they are rare.
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