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    Default A Blonde Joke: Dangers Of Riding A Horse

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
    no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
    horse immediately springs into motion.

    It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
    begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
    cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
    horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.The
    horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
    away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
    becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
    pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

    As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
    from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby the Wal-Mart
    greeter,sees her and unplugs the horse.

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    Default Re: A Blonde Joke: Dangers Of Riding A Horse

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    I had to email this to all my blonde friends.
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    Default Re: A Blonde Joke: Dangers Of Riding A Horse

    Oh shit I can't stop laughing I got to show my roomate this one.
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    Default Re: A Blonde Joke: Dangers Of Riding A Horse

    LMAO! too cute!!

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    Default Re: A Blonde Joke: Dangers Of Riding A Horse

    lmao that was really funny

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