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    Default Things never to say to a cop...

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
    in.

    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
    job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be
    a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
    too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
    cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
    drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
    look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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    Default Re: Things never to say to a cop...

    That's cute,Red!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Things never to say to a cop...

    Oh man I used to have a whole bunch of these written down. But all the one I remember you already got. I wish I could find that paper. This is my kind of humor. This thread rocks Redzy lets hear more if you got 'em.
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    Default Re: Things never to say to a cop...

    I pay your salary!


    Oh my God my Dad says that all the time. Glad I'm never in the car with him.

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    Default Re: Things never to say to a cop...

    I don't say anything to them... I guess I don't want to be on the evening news KTLA getting beat with a flashlight.

    I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

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