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    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
    Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
    with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
    God.

    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God
    said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you
    have some major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
    God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
    Arthur," but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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    Default Re: God & Harley Davidson

    Damn,you're on fire tonight!!! I need to email this to my boyfriend.He's a Harley connaisseur.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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