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    Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

    10. The cucumber has left the salad.

    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked

    position.

    7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

    6. Elvis is leaving the building.

    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes

    with Venus.

    And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

    1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

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    Default Re: Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

    Hahahahahahahahahhahahaahh!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

    These are cute,LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

    For goodness sake, who comes up with these?

    Classic
    You are the envy
    of all parallel lines that
    dream of curves and convergence
    - Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words

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    Default Re: Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

    Lol :-x

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    Default Re: Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

    Funny but I think they would leave the poor fellow confused instead of informed.
    Aut Pax Aut Bellum
    Either Peace Or War

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    Default Re: Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

    I like number 1

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