This silly little girl at work today says to me, as I'm looking in the mirror :
"It's so weird how you look so good on stage, and so different in normal light!"
Wtf?
*sigh*...just so not in the mood.
This silly little girl at work today says to me, as I'm looking in the mirror :
"It's so weird how you look so good on stage, and so different in normal light!"
Wtf?
*sigh*...just so not in the mood.
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A guy at my *old day job said:
What happened to you, you used to be so beautiful.. are you o.k ? ! ! WTF.. lol
My personal favorite:
"Duane, you've lost so much weight lately. Are you smoking crack?"
Explaining that I have a day job as a bike messenger doesnt seem to help them understand how I could lose weight just by riding my bike over 40 miles a day, five days a week.





Scarlett,Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver
I've seen your website.
You look good in all of the wavelengths of the visible light spectrum.![]()
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
That's so... weird. What makes people say the dumbest things?
When my grand aunt, Mary, was like, 5 years old, she was visiting people with her mother [my great-grandmother]:
visited people: Oh, and is this little Diane? [my grandmother]
great-grandmother: Oh, no, Diane is pretty.
I don't think my grand-aunt ever forgave her for it.
"I still have my name
I still have my face
I have not run away from home
Doesn't seem so long
If I now embrace
Every single thing I've never known"
Sounds like that stupid girl was trying to intimidate you because your so sexy scarlett!I don't understand why people open their mouths when they have nothing nice to say!This guy friend of mine said,Hey! What happened to your nice ass you used to have?It looks like when you lost weight you lost your nice ass!
HAH, and then did you say, "Yea, and you looked so smart before you opened your mouth?" What a ditz.
mmm. I had the following conversation with an extremely passive-aggressive bitchy girl I work with a couple of weeks ago:
Me: (noticing that I have the exact same gown that she happens to be wearing, only hers is white) hey, I love your gown!! I have the same one, only mine's in black. You look great in it, btw
Her: Yeah, I like it.
Me: Isn't it funny how two people can look completely different in the same clothes (I'm 5'10" 120 lbs, she's 5'6"ish and very voluptous)??
Her: Oh honey, I'm sure you look okay in your's too.
GGRRRRR. What I wanted to say after that was: Wow, I can't believe that you're wearing that WHITE gown that accentuates your tummy ROLLS and how bc you have such huge saggy tits, the cowlneck barely even clears the bottom of your tits. In my long, lean, slimming BLACK one, the cowl neck dips from my shoulders to past my belly-button and shows the entire length of my sexy-ass non-cleavage and flat tummy"
Meow!!
love
cali



YEAH..Originally Posted by RetiredDancer
.. I will ASSUME that wasn't meant for me
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Originally Posted by IACali
LMAO CALI!!!![]()
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