(stop me if ya heard it before)
..and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bears here." The bear argues. "C'mon ! I just want a beer!' The bartender refuses again. The bear looks down the bar and sees a lady sitting at the end. He leans over and says to the bartender, "Look...If you don't give me a beer, I'm going to go over there and eat that woman!" The bartender just shrugs and says, "I'm sorry, but the policy is that we don't serve bears here. Do what you have to do." So the bear walks down to the end of the bar and promptly eats the woman. He comes back to the bartender and says "OK, you see that I mean business; now give me a beer!" The bartender replies, No, I'm sorry, we don't serve drug users here." The bear is puzzled. ""What do you mean, drug users? I don't use drugs!" Bartender replies "Well, you must be....that was a bar bitch you ate!"
A ha ha ha. LOVE this one...sorry![]()



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