I guess because I'm new here I have to watch what I post. I didn't think that asking for a guy to wear pants that don't scratch my bum was weird.
I guess because I'm new here I have to watch what I post. I didn't think that asking for a guy to wear pants that don't scratch my bum was weird.
Personally I like to wear those "rip away pants" - the kind where the legs will velcro off.Originally Posted by MinahSky
Yea.
Then sinch them right up against my nads like a cod peice. I'm talking my hairy butt cheeks are sticking out too! (They clear out the surrounding guys - who needs a VIP room when you have hairy butt cheeks making an appearance.)
Who needs underwear when you're wearing that?
Then I slap my naked thighs and yell out "Get on up here girl! Whooo hooo! It's time to ride the wild pony!!! Grab hold of that saddle horn and start buckin!"
"Does a Guy's Looks Matter?"
Does he LOOK like he has a fat wallet? Harharharharhar.
Misc.- My boyfriends' looks and demeanor often fall into the three-legged one-eyed puppy department. My dang bleeding heart. Customers must sense this because I keep getting stuffed animals as gifts instead of big diamonds and designer bags. How do I put out an aura of "Moneygrubbing Beeyotch".....? Come on, I need new shoes!
(How's this for weirding out the thread....owned!!! LOL)
yes dont be a dirtbag.
AmyLynne




Does a guys look matter?I think so.Girls do seem to stay away from the striking overly dressed (head to toe in latest designer clothes),latest hair styled, well manicured guys,that doesn't always mean that they will be good tippers,sometimes it does though.Usually it's the clean polished look that will attract attention.I agree about the above mentioned cologne use.I had one customer that was putting so much cologne on that I couldn't breathe and my eyes were watering,but how do you tell them without offending them?



LOL.
1. Lap dance? I've seen girls get on some butt ugly mofos and work it for good $$$. It doesn't matter what a guy looks like. It's work!! Guy gets to feel good about himself, girl gets to do her job and make cash. It all works out.
2. One night stand? IMHO you have to be attracted to someone to have sex with them. Even whilst inebriated, I used to find hot guys. I can't help it, I'm shallow. If a guy isn't cute to me in some way, why would I want to fuck him???
3. Date/Relationship? Well this should be obvious. LOL. I know we don't stay goodlooking forever. I know there are lifelong love relationships where looks don't matter. And they don't.........once you get mature. If my bf got his face blown off, I'd still love him. But you have to like the guy/girl's looks to meet them-->date them-->go out with them.
But I am a shallow wiyatch.
In a way it does and then again, it doesn't. It is pretty much depends on what is acceptable to you.
I have talked to a bunch of people some wearing designer suits, and other wearing overalls and if it is one thing I have noticed, you can't tell anything about a guy by his clothes. The only time you can really determine anything is when he pulls out his billfold and starts paying. That is the only time you can tell.
Giselle Rine W. , -------- 127 Chesterfield.
You weren't on Match Game in 1974.





A customers looks are not important to me other than if he is clean, including clothes.
But the way a customer smells IS important to me. Heavy cologne gives me a headache and B.O makes me want to puke.
As long as a customer is clean and doesn't stink and can follow the rules then I have no problem dancing or sitting with them.
This thread is enlightening. At the very least to show that there seems to be a commonality <word?> between all of you. And that is, It wont be me. In all three questions.
Seriously, I dress up to go to a club. Now lately since being here, I have been self concious about my shorts, even more so cause I can't seem to move the wood quick enough and it always turns into a 'You're bending it'/'Bending what?' conversation.
I always wear a nice button down shirt cotton shirt on par with business professional, and normally a working matching pair of non-jean shorts. I.E. Cloth, Khacki whatever and I try to make sure its zipper free. A: No wear and tear on your bf's most prized possession. B: A first line deterrent about freeing Willy's shorter brother, Stevie.
Now. Away with the 50% of seriousness this post had, I'd like to quote some posts and reply.
1: I am clean. I don't enjoy myself being dirty, and I don't believe that sneer is your O-Face and not a reaction to getting close to my pits.Originally Posted by RoseDelight
2: I am totally not your type of guy. Girls who enjoy the shallow end of the gene pool need apply.
3: Burned again.
I'm the guy below that: I.E.Originally Posted by LilSweetVixen
-Males in magazines
-Males in Hollywood
-Male strippers
-Boyfriend potential
-Dating
-Fuck buddy
-Friend
-Guy in the elevator
-Guy I'm giving a lap dance to
-Guy who just bought two Champagne rooms to talk about Family Guy, movies, career goals, and other PL related fodder.
Lets not lie to ourselves, I'm hear to have a good time with a seksi lady, and a 7 on the richter scale who can talk about star wars, makes her a 8, if she can understand the undertones, makes her a 9, can do this while dancing makes her unbelievable, and the worst part is, I don't have to worry about asking for her number, cause thats not what I came here for.
What a night that was. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
I'm sure to some of you I am. The plus side is, I don't have to worry about it.Originally Posted by amylynnej
Back to seriousness.
I was totally humbled by your responses, I'm not half as self concious as I make myself sound out to be, but I will tell you when I go to the SC its the following:
Dressed Nice, Freshly Showered, Polite, and Loaded on cash.
Any other way would mean to much negotiating to have a good time.
::Mast::
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