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    Angry My Customer Faked A Heart Attack!!

    I had to share this with you guys.

    The other night one of my really good regulars of about 3 years now, decided to play a trick on me. Needless to say it was funny afterwards but I also got very pissed! After 3 dances in a row, he stops me and says, "something is wrong". I say, "what are you talking about"? he continues on with holding his chest and staring at me with this confused look. I'm lightly smacking him in the face and asking him if he is serious, "don't mess around because I am going to call 911". Then he starts laughing and telling me how I should have seen the look on my face. I'm screaming at him at this point...."a**hole!!!!, don't you ever fk'ng do that to me again"! I started hitting him harder....

    We laughed together about it but I was really worried and about to break into tears... I consider him a good friend. He was in theatre, so he is a great actor and he has a history of heart problems so I really started to think he was serious. Damn him!!!!

    Has anyone ever played a game on you?



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    Default Re: My Customer Faked A Heart Attack!!

    He has a great sense of humor, but it was the wrong kind of joke. I would've hit him too, but eventually I would've laughed.

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    Default Re: My Customer Faked A Heart Attack!!

    A little dangerous/dumb too, in that if he ever actually has a heart attack or problem in the club, it will take a lot longer for either you or anyone else who heard about his trick to believe that there is a real problem.

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    Default Re: My Customer Faked A Heart Attack!!

    when i read the opening line i thoughtyou were going to say that he was trying to get out of paying you.

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    Must be an occupation hazard I guess. I hope he never pulls that trick again. There is such a thing as the old dude that cried "heart attack."

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