A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,

and at the appropriate point in the process, told him

That he would now need to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured

he would try for the shock effect to bring this to

His wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,

he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying
in

P...

E...

N...

I...

S.

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***