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    Smiley Home Remedies

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and the blockage will be gone almost instantly.



    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.



    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.



    4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.



    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you fromrolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.



    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will beafraid to cough.



    7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.



    AND.....



    Sometimes we just need to remember what "The Rules of Life" really are:





    You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.



    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.



    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."



    Never lick a steak knife.



    The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.



    A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.

    (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)





    And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.



    When life hands you lemons, grab the tequila and the salt!!!

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    Default Re: Home Remedies

    lol, Cute.


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



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