"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye



Go Richard! Go Richard!
I've seen Hell.. And his name is Richard Simmons.
Now, excuse me while I go gouge out my eyeballs.![]()




I'm am still laughing. That was so wrong!

Look to the bright side, at least Richard Simmons will never have kids.




true that!
that was sooo frickin funny
That was hilarious..I actually noticed that episode on the other night and didnt watch it all the way through. Damnt!![]()
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