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    Hey guys!!
    I am trying to think of some new ways to embarrass the bachelor at my bachelor parties. Right now I am doing the "dog" thing and playing how much is that doggie in the window and making him bark....It's getting kind of old. Does anyone have any other fun ways to embarass them?? Or any fun "money making" games?? Thanks soooooooo much

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    I know one dancer who's a dominatrix. At this sort of do she strips the bachelor off, puts a ball gag on him and attaches some reins to the ball gag. She then gets him to kneel on all fours and sits on his back. She then rides him around the room, encouraging him along with a riding crop.

    I once saw another dancer tie up a bachelor - when he was suitably immobilised she proceded to write varying obscenities on him in felt tip pen. This was an idelible felt tip, so he was stuck with her handiwork for several days at the least. I'm sure his mates will be willing to suggest what you write on him.

    You can also try varying forms of humiliation. Take some string and tie it around the bachelor's trousers around the knees. Tip a bucket or two of icecubes inside the guys tousers and wait for him to suffer. As an alternaitve, squirt a can of shaving foam inside.

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    well you can take off their shirt (usually a given) and write and draw profanities on them such as "i like boys" or worse (use discretion) with BLACK MARKER. also, the all time classic: bite and tear their underwear band off, leave it in the ring shape put it around his head and tie in a knot in front. you can have one girl lie down with legs spread (she covers her crotch with her hand) and you sit on his back (his face in her crotch area) and make him do push ups while barking profanities of what a loser he is.

    for birthday boys i lie them down write on them with tube frosting and stick a candle in his belly button. (must have a variety of sized candles) and have everyone sing to him.

    P.S. be very careful when spanking people if you hit them on the lower back you can injure them or worse, infuriate them. I've seen bad things happen before.
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    yeah I totally agree with that. I am not into f'ing things up before they get married. Just looking for some games that are really fun and not so boring. Thanks guys

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    please please, whatever you do don't spank! i think it's really tacky. but try the teeter totter. it's when you and another girl get on the pole and one sits behind the other sits in front and rock back and forth,

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    I think the felt tip pen is a great idea--I'm sure the wives-to-be know that their men are going to be having some wild bachelor party. There's a lot worse things that could happen and could possibly destroy the relationship--I hardly think that writing stuff on someone's chest is one of them. Besides, if the bachelor is enduring something that he does not want to endure, he CAN just speak up, ya' know (given he doesn't have a gag in his mouth--ahahahahahah!).

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    I've heard of girls using felt-tips and writing "Best wishes from the girls at *** Club" on the groom-to-be.

    These suggestions are a perfect illustration of why I would never go to a strip club on a special occasion of mine. Particularly a bachelor party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    I've heard of girls using felt-tips and writing "Best wishes from the girls at *** Club" on the groom-to-be.

    These suggestions are a perfect illustration of why I would never go to a strip club on a special occasion of mine. Particularly a bachelor party.
    I've done my share of writing with red and black Sharpie "permanent" markers. Perspiration, natural body oils, and Wet Lite melt that stuff away. Just use Bounty instead of a washcloth for the final clean-up.

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    You can use a highlighter instead of black marker pen... he will have the day-glow look on his face in the club but will look somewhat presentable afterwards.
    You know the saying? ... Celeste is the best!

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    great idea celeste!!! black light reactive is the shiznit
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    I always used the Crayola kid's washable markers. All of the bachelor humiliation shit is pretty boring to me, but it's what the guys who pay you to do a party want to see, so whatever. Being the stripper at a b-party is really different from dancing for individuals in the club; it's more about comedy than sensuality, that's for sure.

    It's always funny to make the bachelor wear a stupid hat or something. I found some at an adult video store that are a pair of tits. Blindfolding him while you put this on him or make him look silly otherwise is also pretty funny. Of course, pay attention to the guy's comfort level; some guys will (understandably) freak out if a stranger starts trying to restrict their movement or senses.

    You can lay him down on the floor and encourage his friends to stick bills in interesting places so you have to crawl all over him to pick up tips. It's kind of goofy but not harmful.

    Um, hmm, there's all kinds of stuff. Basically you hope to do your thing with the bachelor, embarrass him and dance for him, then if things are going well the guests will be ready for you to make a round and dance for tips for them. I use other party games as backups for when this isn't the case or when the party is really small, like fewer than 10 guys, and dancing for everyone won't take up much time.

    Definitely don't do anything permanently scarring. That's all you can do; I mean, we're strippers, you know? We're not being hired to elevate the tone of the evening, that's for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    These suggestions are a perfect illustration of why I would never go to a strip club on a special occasion of mine. Particularly a bachelor party.
    Really...

    Bachelor parties are without a doubt my least favorite thing to do as a stripclub DJ, except maybe dealing with some of the managers. I'd rather do a bullshit T-shirt special anyday, and I detest those. The only possible benefit I can see to them is that they give the dancers a chance to release some aggression picked up from dealing with all the assholes who come in.

    But what if the groom isn't an asshole, but just some dumb, pathetic schmuck whose friends think it is funny to totally humiliate in front of a large audience--not to mention the possible repercussions when the bride finds out what went down.

    Maybe they deserve it for being stupid and masochistic. No way would I get onstage for that shit, and no way would anyone I called a friend try to do it to me.

    Later--Mollybugz, don't take offense to my comments, it's something we all have to do, and I'll do my best even if I hate it, lol. Hell, my girlfriend likes doing it, and I understand exactly why, even if I'd never put up with that shit myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tootsie
    please please, whatever you do don't spank! i think it's really tacky. but try the teeter totter. it's when you and another girl get on the pole and one sits behind the other sits in front and rock back and forth,
    We do that at my club. We call it "seesaw" and the crowd loves it!



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    I am not talking about embarrasing the bachelor at the strip club but at a party. Thanks for all the ideas

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    It always helps to talk to the best man or someone to see what would be kosher and what wouldnt. They would most likely know better about what sort of things would make the bachelor unhappy or angry.

    Turn your cleavage (I tend to stay top-on for this) into birthday cake.

    Do the whole Guess The Nipple trick: Blindfold the guy and whip out a HUGE dildo. Slap some whipped cream on the end and tell him that you're putting said whipped cream on one of your nipples. If he licks it off and guesses which nipple it is, he gets a prize. When he's about got the dildo in his mouth, someone else (usually a co-worker or one of the party-goers) takes off his blindfold while someone else takes a photo. Oops!

    I dont suggest the Dominatrix stuff unless:

    You know for a fact that there is no way you are doing something that is horridly illegal in your area.

    You know the bachelor wouldnt mind either being bound or humiliated or spanked or more than one of these things. You do not want an angry drunk man on your hands.

    You KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING. I cannot stress this enough. Do not tie someone up or hit them unless you know how to do it, how not to do it, and when to stop. Know what materials and types of knots you plan on using when you tie someone up. Know the fastest and simplest way to release them. Know where on the body to hit and how hard you can without harming/bruising/angering someone.
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    omg paige!!! i LOVE the dildo trick!!! lol....

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    Yeah..the dildo thing sound funny
    You seem to have alot of experience tying guys.
    I know that in clubs they handcuffs the guys to the pole before they
    have their way with him.

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