1. Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Italians hate all witnesses.
2. Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
On the boat over to America, they put a sticker on them that said "TO NY".
3. You know you're Italian when ...... You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, and still cry when your mother yells at you.
4. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, four oranges, two bananas, and pizzelles in a regular lunch bag.
5. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent, and lawyer are all your cousins.
6. You have at least five cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
7. You are on a first-name basis with at least eight banquet hall owners.
8. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
9. If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
10. There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
11. You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
12. And you really, REALLY know you're Italian when...... Your grandfather had a fig tree. You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00pm Christmas Eve....only fish. Your mom's meatballs are the best. You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you. Plastic on the furniture is normal. You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella." You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy." You've called someone a "mamaluke." ....And you understand "bada bing"....




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I don't see how they can confuse the two.

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