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    Smiley Why you should never tell your wife her ass is getting bigger...

    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yep, I was right...your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The wife chose to ignore the husband. Later that night in bed the man was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

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    Default Re: Why you should never tell your wife her ass is getting bigger...

    Heh.. I love it!

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    Default Re: Why you should never tell your wife her ass is getting bigger...

    HAHAHA I would say something like that!
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Default Re: Why you should never tell your wife her ass is getting bigger...

    That's so funny.

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