I ended up suffering in one way or another for each one of these innocent remarks.
Geee, you have National Geographic tits (got my ears thumped for two weeks over that one)
Look, Valentine's Day is just a retailer's ploy (being unromantic does not pay dividends)
Just how much did these wooden apples cost? Oh? you bought them on sale? (looking back, those perfectly colored and carved wooden apples, sitting in a pristine wooden bowl, did add a warmth to the space)
Do you have any simple utterances that have caused you grief?



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