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    Smiley They don't make these kind of sandwichs at Subway...

    A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger who is only 9 years old.
    One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.

    As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleepingbelow so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce"
    if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

    Lettuce!!!
    Tomato!!!
    Lettuce!!!
    Tomato!!!
    Lettuce!!!
    Tomato!!!
    She screams.
    Lettuce!!!
    Tomato!!!
    Whoa!!!

    PULL IT OUT!!!
    PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
    I can't get pregnant!

    Then the little brother shouts out, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

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    Default Re: They don't make these kind of sandwichs at Subway...

    Haha, Cute.


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    Default Re: They don't make these kind of sandwichs at Subway...

    ewww

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    Default Re: They don't make these kind of sandwichs at Subway...

    ewwwwww again

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    Default Re: They don't make these kind of sandwichs at Subway...

    Eww. And what kind of older brother takes the top bunk?
    "I still have my name
    I still have my face
    I have not run away from home
    Doesn't seem so long
    If I now embrace
    Every single thing I've never known"

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    Default Re: They don't make these kind of sandwichs at Subway...

    Actually most of these jokes are sent to me by female friends who find them quite amusing. Shows you all what kind of interesting people I usually hang out with.

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