I wonder if that's my ex? I looked at it and said, "You want me to do what with that?"
I wonder if that's my ex? I looked at it and said, "You want me to do what with that?"
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





Originally Posted by A_Guy
I'll bet if you asked him nicely he might let you.
:rimshot:
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





Would hate to roll over in the morning ouch , as you vault into the air .





Nope, I like my normal sized dick better![]()



LOLOriginally Posted by MrChristopher
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HeroesWe all imagine ourselves the agents of our destiny, capable of determining our own fate. But have we truly any choice in when we rise, or when we fall, or does a force larger than ourselves bid us our direction. Is it evolution that takes us by the hand, does Science point our way, or is it God who intervenes keeping us safe.
So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic. And the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred, to connect. And to know in our hearts... that we are not alone.
har har har
... I walked into that one![]()
I am very tall and not real flexable but i am large enuff to get my tongue to myself hehe
^ yes, but can you lick your elbow? now that would be impressive
Jeeeeeeesus!
That's fk'n scary to me.![]()
"Run Away".............
"Run Away".............
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Gives new meaning to the term "full of yourself"





LOL wow you cant lick it never wanted to but ya know I could get rid of the dry elbow blues .Originally Posted by A_Guy
LOL -Originally Posted by A_Guy
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hmmm...nice...but i've seen (done) bigger believe it or not
i'll post if u want![]()
Or lick your ear?Originally Posted by A_Guy
*~If you play with reservation, you never play to your full potential.~*
*~In wine there is wisdom.In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
~*
Of course!Originally Posted by ~AphrodisiacaL~


I think that you are correct, and actually it isn't all that long.....possibly a bit over 8" but certainly less than 9" is my educated guess, with around 5" girth. Pictures are deceiving, it looks long because it's relatively skinny and he is a skinny guy as well. Look at the pic of him sitting on the couch, his penis is hardly longer than his hand. My hand is almost 8" from wrist to the tip of my middle finger, some guys do have very large hands but I don't think his are that big.Originally Posted by Magdalena_666
"I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing."Robert A. Heinlein "They Do It With Mirrors"HairGuitar
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quite the analysis
I dunno... to me, any guy that can lick himself is big![]()





its bigger than my 2 incher...thats all i know





Oh whatever!!!Originally Posted by AinNY
You mean your 12 incher?!
Because there ain't no tits on the radio





My ex could do it....
For those of us with members resembling broken toothpicks, it's huge.its bigger than my 2 incher...thats all i know
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
^ lol...
yes... and I'm quite proud of my broken toothpick, thank you very much![]()





I sanded mine with 30 grid sandpaper,no splinters.





are you using the metric system? its not even 12 cm'sOriginally Posted by hardkandee
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Broken toothpick crew?Originally Posted by A_Guy
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