Haha, while trying to read an article about American Idol outloud for the BF I said "Simon Cowell, the harshest critic of these porn star wannabes." The actual article reads 'pop star,' but see title of thread.![]()
Anyone have any more??
Haha, while trying to read an article about American Idol outloud for the BF I said "Simon Cowell, the harshest critic of these porn star wannabes." The actual article reads 'pop star,' but see title of thread.![]()
Anyone have any more??
Last edited by CrescentLuna; 02-10-2005 at 02:07 AM.
"I still have my name
I still have my face
I have not run away from home
Doesn't seem so long
If I now embrace
Every single thing I've never known"
What's the difference between a pop star and porn star? Slightly more clothes in video shoots, but other than that, not that much really. Besides, more and more of them are finding their way into strip clubs, borrowing seductive dance moves from exotic dancers. Now if they were just better tippers...![]()
Every regular I have ever had has, at one point in time, been subjected to me calling them by the wrong name. I know and can recite from memory their life story, birthdays and anniversaries and can tell them what their drink is, their brand of cologne or what shirt they wore the last time we met... but names escape me. Often. I'd even go with "almost always".
When I had worked for three weeks at my first club, I saw a fellow I knew. Could not for the life of me recall his name or how I knew him, but I recognized him and he wasn't a customer. So I asked him.
"I'm sorry, but I can't recall your name or how I know you."
"The name's Joe... and I'm your boss."
Doh!
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche



In class I said VAGINA.. meant to say Regina.![]()
I was thinking about how I'm gonna pay for the class.![]()
Yea, LOL! In my highschool bio class was kid was reading from the book and said "this type of orgasm" instead of organism - the best part? his mom was teaching the class.
"I still have my name
I still have my face
I have not run away from home
Doesn't seem so long
If I now embrace
Every single thing I've never known"
Freudian slip perhaps? I hope he wasn't already a "momma's boy" before the incident.![]()
A few times I've slipped and said "testicles" when I meant "tentacles".
Also, I don't think this counts, because I do it on purpose. But, even when I lived there, I called it "Nofuck, Vagina", instead of course "Norfolk, Virginia".
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Rhia, now i want to go watch "better off dead"
"he always is putting his slimy testicles all over me"
"his WHAT?"
"you know, testicles....like an octopus"
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
LOL That's one of my favorite movies, MrC.
"Two Dollars!!!!"
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