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    Default What is YOUR new name?

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    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
    new first name:


    a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
    d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
    g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
    j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
    m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
    p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
    s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
    v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
    y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
    first half of your new last name:

    a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
    d = burger e = girdle f = barf
    g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
    j = monkey k = potty l = liver
    m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
    p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
    s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
    v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
    y = gorilla z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
    second half of your new last name:

    a = head b = mouth c = face
    d = nose e = tush f = breath
    g = pants h = shorts i = lips
    j = honker k = butt l = brain
    m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
    p = chunks q = toes r = buns
    s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
    v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
    y = brains z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
    Chickenshorts.

    William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

    Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
    subject.
    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a
    day;
    adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. So just be silly for a
    few minutes and get your new name.



    HAHAHA mine is Goober Pizzahiney LOL

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    Mine is Lumpy Livertush, heh!

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    poopsie bubbletush

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    LOL Mine is very very disturbing..

    Ready?

    Pinky Girdlejuice


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    Loopy Appleshorts.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Stinky Applesniffer

    edit:

    opps. might help if I read the instructions...
    I should be greasy Applesniffer
    Last edited by A_Guy; 02-13-2005 at 11:36 AM.

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    Greasy Chicken.

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    Red! What's the other part of your last name, dammit? Confess! LOL

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    Actually it was not applicable since my last name only has two letters.

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    Cheeseball Girdlemouth

    I like ordinary names better, like afxturnip.

    -afx

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    Wow.. That's awesome. Trade ya? LOL

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    Buttercup Applepants

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    uh... Snotty Appleface

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    I am Tootie Head, nice to meet ya.

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    Fluffy Chicken Tushie... NIIIIIICE!!!


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    actually made a mistake, it's tootie gerbilhead. That's so hot!

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    Loopy Gizzardhonker here

    ~*Now shorty, she in the club, she dancin' for dollars, she got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada, that BCBG, Burberry, Dolce & Gabbana, she's feeding fools fantasies, they pay her cause they want her*~

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    Hi everybody I'm Chim-chim Liverlips at your service. lol
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    Goober Applechunks.

    I think I just puked some of those up. You truly are what you eat I guess.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Loopy Cootiebrain, is that a porn star name?



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    Fluffy Applenose.

    Okie dokie...

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    ^lol VG.... that sounds like something Scorpio should call you


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    Lumpy Bubblebiscuits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    Fluffy Applenose.
    how bizarre. mine is fluffy applemouth.


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    pinky bubblenose...

    That's..... disturbing...

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