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    Default Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    The closer the dancer, gets to me physically, the greater chance I will get a hard-on. Am I suppposed to try and hide that consequence.

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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    No.

    Just do everyone a favor and don't pull it out.

    Thanks for playing.
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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    Maybe with air dances lol. If you can't get one during a lap dance, you have problems...unless of course you're a girl.

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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    "Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on? "

    ok by who? If it isn't alright with the dancer I'd say she might need to consider a career switch. Head directly to the bathroom and re-adjust the circus tent before you head back out to the main room though, please. Us guys don't want to see your full salute.

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    Don't pull it out and don't start playing with it......



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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    LMAO too funny Althought I think 1 time, I didn't get a hard-on.

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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    I need to be honest. If I dance for a guy and he *doesn't* get a hard-on, I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
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    Yeah, if you don't immediately get a huge, rock-hard erection the minute the dancer says "hi", you're a goddam faggot.
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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Yeah, if you don't immediately get a huge, rock-hard erection the minute the dancer says "hi", you're a goddam faggot.
    ruh-roh....
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    It depends on how drunk you are or the mood you're in at any given moment. I've had tons of erections in my strip club visits but there has been times when even the hottest dancer failed to lift my limp member. It happens.



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    Hard ons are not going to bother us strippers. If it soes, oh well, shes riding it, its giong to get hard, hopefully.
    I agree with Vaden, PLEASE dont pull it out or play with it. It is ok to ajust, but every time we stand up you dont need to keep the friction ging yourself, thats kinda wierd, adn we dont want to see you masterbate, sorry.

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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    I might suggest that we are mindful of focus being put on the "don't play with it" part, possibly even moreso than the "don't pull it out."

    *Definitely* don't pull it out unless you're amenable to having it lopped off by a nearby stripper/bouncer/shining protector, but please also be merciful and spare us the dexterity demo of playing pocket pool through your strained jeans. I'd also venture that you should refrain from humping furniture and the like, and Heaven forbid, your lithe and dancing muse. And if I find unholy quantities of spooge on my arse, you will be forced to clean it off in full view of your friends.

    The hard-on, prima facie, is likely fine. Please just keep it to the base floor model, without extra options or taking it for a test drive in the club.
    Last edited by desertdoll; 11-16-2004 at 02:08 AM.

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    Now, desert, THAT was a classic!!!

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    Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    Quote Originally Posted by desertdoll
    I might suggest that we are mindful of focus being put on the "don't play with it" part, possibly even moreso than the "don't pull it out."

    *Definitely* don't pull it out unless you're amenable to having it lopped off by a nearby stripper/bouncer/shining protector, but please also be merciful and spare us the dexterity demo of playing pocket pool through your strained jeans. I'd also venture that you should refrain from humping furniture and the like, and Heaven forbid, your lithe and dancing muse. And if I find unholy quantities of spooge on my arse, you will be forced to clean it off in full view of your friends.

    The hard on, prima facie, is likely fine. Please just keep it to the base floor model, without extra options or taking it for a test drive in the club.
    LMAO Desertdoll...(awesome post, especially for your first one on the board!)
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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    I love when a stripper comments on your hard-on LOL - If you don't get hard I can usually notice a stripper doesn't feel quite as good about herself afterwards

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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Yeah, if you don't immediately get a huge, rock-hard erection the minute the dancer says "hi", you're a goddam faggot.
    Hmmm i usually dont get a rock-hard erection if she just says "hi"
    something wrong with me?



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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    Quote Originally Posted by cosis
    I love when a stripper comments on your hard-on LOL - If you don't get hard I can usually notice a stripper doesn't feel quite as good about herself afterwards
    My self esteem is a direct reflection to the turgid state of my customer's cock.


    Most dancers don't care one way or the other. I figure if you keep buying dances from me I must be doing something right!

    If the customer has an orgasm, is dry humping me right out of the chair, or engageing in other behavior like groping or licking, then a fat tip is in order after paying for the dances. Double the regular rate is a decent tip for being difficult to deal with .


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    i hope it's ok or else I've pissed off a LOT of dancers...

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    Jay Z is on the job! Thank you for doing it so well...
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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    No.

    Just do everyone a favor and don't pull it out.

    Thanks for playing.
    LMAO!

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by sayyes55
    The closer the dancer, gets to me physically, the greater chance I will get a hard-on. Am I suppposed to try and hide that consequence.
    Well, it happens...just don't whip it out!

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    Default Re: Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on?

    It happens, we're aware.

    Just keep it in yer pants, alrighty?
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    As long as that little 2 inches doesn't come out of it's pants, I am completely fine with it!


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



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    Hey, hey! It would be at least 3 1/4 inches. If anyone ever saw it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    As long as that little 2 inches doesn't come out of it's pants, I am completely fine with it!
    Wow 2 inches, Rose you gave us customers too much credit. On my best days, I am lucky to be 1.5 inches.

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