The closer the dancer, gets to me physically, the greater chance I will get a hard-on. Am I suppposed to try and hide that consequence.
No way! I don't want to feel it.
Only if he's hot!
Hello! I love knowing that I'm making them hot.
The closer the dancer, gets to me physically, the greater chance I will get a hard-on. Am I suppposed to try and hide that consequence.
No.
Just do everyone a favor and don't pull it out.
Thanks for playing.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Maybe with air dances lol. If you can't get one during a lap dance, you have problems...unless of course you're a girl.
"Is It Okay For A Guest To get A Hard-on? "
ok by who? If it isn't alright with the dancer I'd say she might need to consider a career switch. Head directly to the bathroom and re-adjust the circus tent before you head back out to the main room though, please. Us guys don't want to see your full salute.
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LMAO too funnyAlthought I think 1 time, I didn't get a hard-on.
I need to be honest. If I dance for a guy and he *doesn't* get a hard-on, I feel like I'm doing something wrong.![]()
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Yeah, if you don't immediately get a huge, rock-hard erection the minute the dancer says "hi", you're a goddam faggot.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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ruh-roh....Originally Posted by Djoser
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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It depends on how drunk you are or the mood you're in at any given moment. I've had tons of erections in my strip club visits but there has been times when even the hottest dancer failed to lift my limp member. It happens.
Hard ons are not going to bother us strippers. If it soes, oh well, shes riding it, its giong to get hard, hopefully.
I agree with Vaden, PLEASE dont pull it out or play with it. It is ok to ajust, but every time we stand up you dont need to keep the friction ging yourself, thats kinda wierd, adn we dont want to see you masterbate, sorry.

I might suggest that we are mindful of focus being put on the "don't play with it" part, possibly even moreso than the "don't pull it out."
*Definitely* don't pull it out unless you're amenable to having it lopped off by a nearby stripper/bouncer/shining protector, but please also be merciful and spare us the dexterity demo of playing pocket pool through your strained jeans. I'd also venture that you should refrain from humping furniture and the like, and Heaven forbid, your lithe and dancing muse. And if I find unholy quantities of spooge on my arse, you will be forced to clean it off in full view of your friends.
The hard-on, prima facie, is likely fine. Please just keep it to the base floor model, without extra options or taking it for a test drive in the club.
Last edited by desertdoll; 11-16-2004 at 02:08 AM.
Now, desert, THAT was a classic!!!
LMAO Desertdoll...(awesome post, especially for your first one on the board!)Originally Posted by desertdoll
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I love when a stripper comments on your hard-on LOL - If you don't get hard I can usually notice a stripper doesn't feel quite as good about herself afterwards
Hmmm i usually dont get a rock-hard erection if she just says "hi"Originally Posted by Djoser
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My self esteem is a direct reflection to the turgid state of my customer's cock.Originally Posted by cosis
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Most dancers don't care one way or the other. I figure if you keep buying dances from me I must be doing something right!
If the customer has an orgasm, is dry humping me right out of the chair, or engageing in other behavior like groping or licking, then a fat tip is in order after paying for the dances. Double the regular rate is a decent tip for being difficult to deal with.
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
i hope it's ok or else I've pissed off a LOT of dancers...





Jay Z is on the job! Thank you for doing it so well...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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LMAO!Originally Posted by Casual Observer
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Well, it happens...just don't whip it out!Originally Posted by sayyes55
It happens, we're aware.
Just keep it in yer pants, alrighty?
"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham
As long as that little 2 inches doesn't come out of it's pants, I am completely fine with it!
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
Hey, hey! It would be at least 3 1/4 inches. If anyone ever saw it.
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Wow 2 inches, Rose you gave us customers too much credit. On my best days, I am lucky to be 1.5 inches.Originally Posted by RoseDelight
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