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    Cutest SS line that you have heard?

    Ok everyone, what's the cutest SS line that you have heard or have used?

    The cutest one that I've been told was: "mmmm I fit so nicely in your lap."

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    "Do you want to play with me?" I had to laugh at that.
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    "I don't do this to everybody"
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    My ATF: "Hey babe. (insert chit chat). So I'm betting you're going to get another dance."

    Me: "Sure am. How'd you know??"

    My ATF: "Because you can't tell me 'no'."

    Me: "Ok, yeah, that's pretty much it."
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    You know I only usually just take my top off in VIP, but you're special.

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    Default Re: Cutest SS line that you have heard?

    A Dancer walked up to me and said something about a customer.She said he made her pout so she stood there looking at him pouting.I told her that it dosen't count if her lip isn't quivering so she put her finger on her lower lip and started to wiggle it,lol!!!Not a SS line but hella cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    "I don't do this to everybody"
    Ive GOT to say this one sometime...

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    Top 10 cute SS lines I have heard:

    10. "I just like you." (has to be spontaneous)

    9. "Those guys are perverts; you're fun." (perverts don't smile)

    8. "Could we go to lunch sometime?" (how can you say no?)

    7. "I love you so much." (BPD: borderline personality disorder)

    6. "I feel closer to you than anyone else in my life." (sad life)

    5. "I don't do this with everyone." (feels good to be in the top 80%)

    4. "I don't do this with anyone else." (works if she's smiling)

    3. "I don't even do this with my boyfriend." (now that's special)

    2. "I can't cum with my boyfriend anymore cuz of you." (more BPD)

    1. "You're my favorite white cock." (the ultimate mindf*ck)
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    Default Re: Cutest SS line that you have heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Top 10 cute SS lines I have heard:

    7. "I love you so much." (BPD: borderline personality disorder)

    3. "I don't even do this with my boyfriend." (now that's special)

    2. "I can't cum with my boyfriend anymore cuz of you." (more BPD)

    1. "You're my favorite white cock." (the ultimate mindf*ck)


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    You'll really have to come back soon to see me, I'll make it a truly memorable experience.

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    OH! My favourite (to use, not to hear) - usually said when I am sort of touching them - like my fingers on the back of the neck or something, and I sort of lean close and say it in their ear:
    "C'mon. Let's go in the back... I'll sit on your lap and then I'll jack your wallet."
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    Default Re: Cutest SS line that you have heard?

    "I love the way you touch me and I love your money. I need some more of both to decide which I love more."

    and a bit later

    "I still can't decide. It is so hard." (And it was pretty hard, actually.)

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    ^^ Lol!

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    I got one the other night that was pretty good

    Dancer: So, sweetie, you looking for a couple of dances?
    Me: No, thank you. I'm fine, thanks.
    Dancer: OK, and yeah, you are fine.

    She sauntered off with a smile on her face. I tipped her a couple of $1s on her next stage set before I walked out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wwanderer
    "I love the way you touch me and I love your money. I need some more of both to decide which I love more."

    and a bit later

    "I still can't decide. It is so hard." (And it was pretty hard, actually.)

    -Ww
    LOL! That babe scored a 10 on MY crativity scale! Thank God I wasn't in your shoes. That kind of flirting weapon of mass destruction would've wiped out my wallet.

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    "Your making me so hot. We should have a baby together, he'd be beautiful."

    She earned an extra $100 for that very well done SS.

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    Default Re: Cutest SS line that you have heard?

    1) "It's a challenge to get you excited."

    2) After shaving a little heart where her pubic hair is she can say she has a "heart on" (more than one girl has done that)

    3) "I have withdrawal symptoms when you are gone" (I thought I invented that one, but some girl said it to me later)

    4) Finishing a dance between sets: " I NEED a cigarette after that one!"

    5) "I thought that last guy was going to cum in 3 dances"

    >>>Sad<<<

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    6) "OK, what are the rules?" "We'll make them up as we go along" (love that answer)

    7) "I couldn't wait to get away from that guy and get back to you".

    8 ) "I'll stay with you until you leave" (Implied: for no extra money. good cuz I gave you all mine)

    9) "I couldn't wait for you to come back and rub my back"

    10) "75% of the guys who come in here are assholes"

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Default Re: Cutest SS line that you have heard?

    Heh, last time I was in Vegas, I mentioned to a dancer that I was into Domme/sub roleplay. So she took my hands, pressed them to the back of the booth and said, "Mistress wants you to take her to VIP."

    Unfortunately for her, that was a little too pushy No VIP for you! Now, if one of the other gals I knew said that...
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    Default Re: Cutest SS line that you have heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    OH! My favourite (to use, not to hear) - usually said when I am sort of touching them - like my fingers on the back of the neck or something, and I sort of lean close and say it in their ear:
    "C'mon. Let's go in the back... I'll sit on your lap and then I'll jack your wallet."
    LOL I like that one!

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