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    ok, I just have to rant for a moment, I just got home from the club, and just as I was leaving, I had a customer stop me, in street clothes of all things, and tell me I was too fat to be dancing nude, and my boobs not big enough to do topless, and then he had the guts to give me his card, turns out that he is a future plastic surgon. He then took my specs, which i never wear on stage and tell me that he could fix the scar I have from running into a coffee table when I was 2, with is tiny due the the on call doc when my parents took me in for stiches was a reconstructive guy to begin with. Ok thanks for letting me rant, I feel better now.

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    I would have told the CUNT , go #@** yourself with those fake ass bizness cards

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    I would have just turned and walked away. Not worth the time or the effort.

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    I agree... What's the point? I was once told I looked thirty by a plastic surgeon.. I was 23 and pretty sure that I didn't.. (what is the look of 30 anyway?) He def. pissed me off, but I kow he was just trying to drum business, although how bigger breasts will make me look younger, I don't know.
    That's not the way to get a dancer to spend money on you are their doctor.
    So, take it as another ass hole customer being a whole ass.
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    In addition, most plastic surgeons are overweight, need a face lift and are either bald or on the verge of balding.

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    You stood there long enough to let him measure you???....either 1) my foot would already be up his ass or 2) I would have cussed him out so loud saying "NO FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT GO HOME WITH YOU!!!" just to make fun of him and make him look like a total wierdo. Im sorry hun....I dont think hell be getting much business with that attitude anyways.
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    I think 'specs' meant spectacles (eye glasses), not specifications...

    As for mean customers, one full on grabbed my naked breast while I was on stage. Needless to say,
    I told the obnoxious punk off.

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    Wow, what a bastard!

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    I would have told him to wait a moment, then got my damn point ass dance shoe out of my bag and proceeded to beat the shit out of him while yelling "rape".

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    You know what I would do? I would take his name and address (on the card) and post it at your work and tell EVERYONE how he goes about getting business...and that they should pass the word on to everyone they know to avoid this place like the plague.

    What a dipshit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha
    In addition, most plastic surgeons are overweight, need a face lift and are either bald or on the verge of balding.
    LOL...I wouldn't be surprised if he looked like Uncle Fester, either.

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    Hell, go ahead and post his info here. We'll send him emails and prank call his office. What a dick!

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    too much nip-tuck for this guy... ?!

    We get it on TV and I love it
    This guy actually, I would have kicked around a little bit.

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    Muyaha is right ! have these fxcking surgeons are over weight so fxck them and whatever theyhave to say ! never change anything about you unless its to make urself feel better
    to be or not to be ... that is the question ... -

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    wow, he better get plastic surgery for the left side of his face from where I will bitchslap him if I ever come across his "services".

    mean customer: last night I was about to do a table dance with a customer who seemed to really be into me. I got up and said "okay it's 10." so he could pay before I started. He was like "what?? I thought it was $5 and I thought it was a lap dance. Okay, forget it. I was about to give you $50 in tips but now I'm not even in the mood".

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    He was gonna tip $50 but wont pay $10... I hate when guys try to one up you... would ANY stripper actually believe that crap? haha.. some men are so dumb

    Best part of this post is " future plastic surgon" lol.. WTF is that?! "future" as in "I just got my AA and only have 10 years to go.." what a MORON...

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    yes i mean spectacles I said "specs", and I looked him up in the Uof M student directory, he has one year to go before he gets his license, I posted the card at my club with a note about him and one of the girls knew himm and said she had a minor procedure done erilier in the year by him and he really fucked it up, so everyone knew not to go to him any way. and yes he did sorta look like a young Uncle Fester, as he was only like 25 - 28.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSweetVixen
    mean customer: last night I was about to do a table dance with a customer who seemed to really be into me. I got up and said "okay it's 10." so he could pay before I started. He was like "what?? I thought it was $5 and I thought it was a lap dance. Okay, forget it. I was about to give you $50 in tips but now I'm not even in the mood".
    Ugh. This is the oh-so-common dipshit who leaves the club high-fiving himself for "showing that stripper", when we all know he's totally full of shit and wouldn't tip his grandma a buck if she were waiting tables to pay her monthly medicine bills Of course we also know he will forever be doomed to only high-fiving himself because he has no friends.


    The wannabe surgeon is trying to employ the same type of tactics the diet industry does - preying on people's insecurities. He's just too stupid to figure out he's doing it all wrong Whaddadipshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotredhead_02
    he has one year to go before he gets his license...one of the girls knew himm and said she had a minor procedure done erilier in the year by him and he really fucked it up
    Wait a minute, isn't this illegal?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hotredhead_02
    he did sorta look like a young Uncle Fester, as he was only like 25 - 28.
    I have noticed that it is almost invariably the ugly guys who pull this shit. Just think--he has many, many years to try to compensate for being ugly through pathetic bullshit like this.

    In spite of the impression you might get from reading my posts, customers usually really like me, especially the ones who take good care of the dancers. Guys like this, however, don't get the time of day from me. I always remember who they are, because I always have to reassure the dancer they just insulted that they are full of shit. You think I'll play a request from one of them--ha!

    I kinda like Susan Wayward's idea.
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    Djoser it is way illegal. Practicing medicine without a license. That's enough not to get your medical license ever.

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    But one can go to a medical school and get a procedure done by students or interns with doctors supervising. Apparently this is part of the training - practice. How does one think they get their practice? Of course it's MUCH cheaper to get the surgery this way, but of the few girls I knew of who did this, 100% got bad jobs. I can't understand how anyone figures paying $1500 for a BA from a STUDENT is a good idea ???

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    Hell, go ahead and post his info here. We'll send him emails and prank call his office. What a dick

    that's my kind of way to deal with it!!!!
    I once had some dude in a bar give me his card. It said he was a doctor but it didn't look really professional like a regular doctor's card. I looked him up and sure enough, he was not a doctor. Just some dude trying (unsuccessfully) to impess girls in a bar.

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    Oy.

    I just noticed this was in Minneapolis. Even though I resemble Uncle Fester after being hit with the ugly stick, let me assure you it wasn't me!

    Sorry some guys don't know how to act in public, hotredhead.

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    Speaking of plastic surgeons..Sorry to jump in here but it is not letting me start a new thread ...Ladies - I am dying (so is my wallet) to get started. I am a very attractive 33 year old married mom of two. Body is fine except....

    I hear other newbies complain of small breasts and feeling inadequate but I have the opposite problem. I have natural DD breasts and after two hungry boys got through with them they do not have the lift I feel I need to be a dancer. My husband believes that a natural looking breast is sexy but honestly I am considering a lift. My question is, do any of you have ladies in your clubs that have "not perfect" chests, if so how do they do??? I would also like to know if there is a body makeup on the market that would cover the hairline scars. I have seen 3 women who have had the surgery locally and they look awesome (except for a very fine T scar and the outline scar of the nipple???) HELP PS - bought an 8' pair of dancing shoes to practice with at a cost of 70 bucks and my hubby laughed his ass off when I wobbled my way down the stairs That is not the reaction I was looking for although he did say they made my butt and legs look incredible. What is a reasonable height so that the customers don't take one look and say "newbie" but so that I do not break my neck. I am 5'7 1/2..

    Jayden

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Hell, go ahead and post his info here. We'll send him emails and prank call his office. What a dick!
    Yep, we can sign him up to gay porn or something.

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    Housedec, 8inch heels are usually for seasoned dancers... You should start smaller at about 6inch.. they are easier to walk in and will help you leanr balance better... 8inchers are a bigger risk of hurtig your ankles... be careful.
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