So there's this rock floatin around out there and it's not gonna kill us, so they say. In 2029, that sucker's gonna pass between the earth and the moon and as close as some satelites. Lets hope it takes out an ESPN satelite, right ladies? Whoo hooo! So anyways, they say the gravity of the earth is going to push it away, rather than suck it in and decimate the sad little peoples of... wherever. But I tell you this, my friends, judgement day is upon us. It's gonna be rocks for supper and dirt for dinner, which has about the same flavor as Amber's cookin. Just kidding. She just hit me. She's monitoring me right now. Oh, and she called me a "fucker". Man, maybe I should be nicer, it's V-day after all. But to get to the point, Amber says that this asteroid isn't even going to come close, I beg to differ. I mean, in galactic terms, that sucker's gonna be right in our back yard. So, my question is this...
If an asteroid was found to be plummetting toward the earth from the abyss of our own solar system, then would they really tell us if it was gonna hit earth? I mean, let's say that a gaggle of physicists decide that it's going to land in the heart of some podunk town in Wyoming, would it be wise of them to warn those people? They'd flip out and go live with thier cousins/husbands in the next town over and next thing you know, town #2 would be smashed by some giant hunk of burnin love. Now, that's twice as many people dead, all because Stevie Hawking misplaced a decimal point. So, listen up, if we're going down, we're going down without the knowledge it's coming. Just keep your internet searches warm on how many astrophysicists are moving out of your neighborhood. Cause if you see a mass exodus, you might be inclined to join them. So that's that, and fyi. Here's a link to the wonderful article that Amber has enlightened me with.
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