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    So I'm dancing tonight at the Deja Hell again, first night back in just over a month. It was a reasonably busy Saturday night and things were going pretty well. Got called on main stage, bunch of guys came downstairs from vip to tip, and since pervert row was already full, they were all standing around the step area where we enter and exit the large oval stage in the middle of the room.

    It's nude on stage here, and we girls always pile our clothes by the steps. I was busy the whole set, got tipped well yadda yadda. Set ends, I'm trying to get dressed, and can't find my panties. All the guys who'd been hanging by the steps were gone (of course). I got the bouncer to look around the floor nearby, nothing. Asked a couple custies sitting in front of me, nada. At this point I started cracking up cuz I realized some dude stole my panties off the stage! He had to be pretty sneaky too, cuz stage was FULL. Of course all the custies nearby started laughing too, and as I ran with just my dress up the stairs to get new panties out of my locker, some of them left the stage to follow me upstairs hoping to get another peek. LOL

    In nearly 10 years, this is the first time someone's actually stolen my panties at work. One dude held them up in front of a fan sniffing my panties at the back of stage at another club once, but he gave them back.

    Dammit! This was my fave pair of course! Nice pretty red ones that fit oh so well and look just sooo cute on my lil pussy. GRRRR!

    But I can't help laughing. I think I attract panty sniffers. I've had boyfriends who stole my panties. Custies buy them. One who just borrowed them and sniffed IN FRONT OF THE FAN, in front of everyone, now someone steals them. LOL

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    LoL that is to weird

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    I would've, especially after visiting your old PR club (like right now)



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    LOL B..... just think.. some dude slept with your panties under his nose last night!!!


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    ha ha ha That's funny.. Hmm no one ever tried to steal MY panties.. oh well

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    Sorry about that hun! It just sucks when the panties look so hot too! Don't these asswipes know that stripperpanties aren't cheap? He could have had the courtesy to drop some money on you for them!!!!

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    LMAO! I think he was one of the guys who'd come from upstairs to tip me $s. Now that I think about it, I do remember noticing for a split second some dude kinda touching my dress as I was dancing on the other side of the stage, it was probably him. FUCKER! Could've at least left a $20 to cover the cost. And what really sucks ass is those panties came from a costume lady who doesn't make those kind anymore! AARRGG! I think I'll have to special request a bunch in several colors from her.

    I can't help laugh though, so funny these guys stealing my panties. I've had 2 boyfriends who stole my panties too. LOL

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    oh no bridgette!!


    i had a custy steal a $70 gstring off me once, never got it back,and it was part of a bikini set, that cost over $200, had diamontes on it and everything.


    grrr and i definatly didnt laugh! i was ready to hit the bastard, but i couldnt PROVE he had it, and the bouncers wernt allowed to search him, so he walked away smirking " IIIII dont have you gsting honnneeyyyyy" grrrrrrr

    lol sniffing it in front of the fan. thats classic

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    That's so fucking irritating! When I first started and was still doing private parties, I had a pair stolen at a bachelor party. It sucks, because it's not like we wear our least fave shit when we want to look good, LOL. And sometimes, it's hard to find just the right pair again!!!! Sorry to hear about that, and happy hunting for your new favorite pair.

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    LOL that is too funny

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    My friend had her panties stolen after a lapdance once. After the guy left the booth and she was getting dressed she was like ''WTF...where are my panties?'' LOL always reminds me of that skit on the Outkast album, The Love Below.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    I can't help laugh though, so funny these guys stealing my panties. I've had 2 boyfriends who stole my panties too. LOL
    This is so funny...

    I confess, I love few things more than the sight of a beautiful woman wearing the skimpiest possible lingerie, but the lingerie by itself doesn't do much for me--to each their own, I suppose, but the swine should have at least paid for it.

    I will say though, that the coolest package I ever got in the mail, by far, was the one containing the tiny g-string my girlfriend was planning on wearing for me the first time we got to visit. It wasn't sexual, until she got there and put it on, lol. But it was so cool, and a great surprise to open it.
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    Lingeree looks good in two places.

    1) On a hot chick.
    2) Crumpled up on the floor next to the bed (or, occasionally, leaving a trail TO the bed).

    Why a guy would want to STEAL it is beyond me. Why anyone would want to sniff it is beyond me.

    B, the fan? Out in front of God and everyone? Please tell me you're joking. If needed, lie to me to spare me knowledge of someone so lame.

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    LOL, no, I'm totally serious. I guess he figured he'd get a better whiff if he let the fan do the work.

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