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    In the Airport Restroom...

    Barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room; but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed:
    "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that?
    At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
    "Uhhh, like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
    "Can I come over?"

    O.K., this question is a little too weird for me; but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:
    "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"


    Then I hear the person say nervously... .
    "Listen, I'll have to call you back.
    There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
    lethalsoul

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    Default Re: In the Airport Restroom...

    cute

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    Default Re: In the Airport Restroom...

    Just say,
    "You probably want to hang up cause I gotta fart really bad. And my farts are loud....Oh, and they smell pretty bad too."

    Asshats who talk on cell phone in bathrooms get what they deserve.

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    Default Re: In the Airport Restroom...

    Quote Originally Posted by montythegeek
    Asshats who talk on cell phone in bathrooms get what they deserve.
    I resemble that remark!! nothing like giving the folks a call when you're taking a crap in a public place!

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    Default Re: In the Airport Restroom...

    Hee, I'll talk on the phone in the bathroom at home, but not in public.

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