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    Thought these were funny . Which is your favorite ?





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    Sorry they didn"t take , dont know why maybe I need to resize ?

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    Well what the heck if you got one put it in the thread we will create our own .

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

    Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


    hehe i like them

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    Haha I like them too!

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    Default Re: Funny Chinese Proverbs

    some very sound advice.

    "You have demonic genius" -Naomi Wolf
    "I very much resent it when people - maybe with good intentions or from a progressive point of view - keep telling me, 'It's their culture' ... It's like saying the culture of Massachusetts is burning witches." -Azar Nafisi


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    Mojo thanks those were the ones I had , very good .

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    CJ - as I'm sure you noticed, when you select a link to an image that's on your HD, it won't transfer to the web. You gotta browse in the "manage my images" section.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    "Man who go to bed horny... Wake up with solution in hand."

    I heard that one ages ago, and it never fails to crack me up. Heh

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    I don't get the one about the chopstick, but I absolutely love "Men with hand in pocket feel cocky" HAHAHA

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    Default Re: Funny Chinese Proverbs

    Quote Originally Posted by Meea
    I don't get the one about the chopstick

    Picture someone eating food with two chopsticks and how they use them.


    ....now picture someone trying to do the same with only one.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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