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    Am I the only one who listens to lyrics in songs anymore? Am I the only one who thinks that some songs just ARENT sexy to strip to? Maybe I'm neurotic...

    Nickleback's Never Again
    Aerosmith's Janie's Got A Gun
    Disturbed's Down With The Sickness (well, just the screaming-about-his-mom part of the uncut version)




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    I love Down with the Sickness but definetly want the DJ to cut the screaming part! Never Again is empowering to me if they play it far enough for you to find out she shoots his dumb ass!! Never understood girls who wanted to dance to Nirvana's "Rape Me" either. Ugghh...I'm not a rap girl so I don't get the more violent and raunchy rap songs. Maybe we just intellectualize (sp?) too much?

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    I agree Rape Me is awful who wants to promote that?
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    I forgot "smells like teen spirit" is def not a great one to hear ...I might as well hear country?
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    "Push", by Matchbox20

    "I'm gonna push you around, I'm gonna put you down, I'm gonna take you for granted..."

    Just what the guys need to hear while a dancer is on stage, lol.

    The truth of the matter is, most of the time the guys are oblivious to lyrics--good, bad, indifferent--but if it affects the mood of the dancer onstage, that's another story. It's not that damned hard to remember if a dancer hates a song, unless you are working with 100 of them at once, perhaps.

    I think it is equally important, as a DJ, to be aware of what a dancer doesn't like, as well as what she does. That way, if she is on a back or side stage, you can play songs the dancer on the front likes, but the one on the back can tolerate. this can make the job harder, but I think it's worth it. It's not that hard, either, if the dancers get solos, as in one on back, one solo, and one with the next dancer on backstage--so you play the song the dancer coming up hates but the dancer on front loves during the solo, and one they both like when they are both up together.
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    I listen to them too Paige.. when I was dancing there was a girl who loved Nicklebacks- "Figured you out"

    She said, "Its such a dirty song" and I was like, "Uh? WTF are you talking about?" I told her to listen to the lyrics closely... its not a dirty song, its about a guy who finally figures out that he's with a bitch who was trying to be someone she wasn't.

    I love that song though.. and I laugh every time I hear it cause I can TOTALLY relate to it... but for dancing, I just never really thought it was made for dancing to.


    I am a big time lyrics person.. I love decyphering lyrics.. I guess that's why I love Metallica so much.. out of a lot of bands, they have some of the deepest lyrics I've heard.. along with Megadeath and Iron Maiden.. but I've heard some others too that are just as deep from other musicians as well.

    When I danced, I would sometimes pick songs based on the lyrics.. sometimes the lyrics would be goofy as hell.. like for example, Melonie's rollerskate song...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger
    ...and I was like, "Uh? WTF are you talking about?" I told her to listen to the lyrics closely... its not a dirty song, its about a guy who finally figures out that he's with a bitch who was trying to be someone she wasn't.
    I know a DJ who would play it over and over for his ex when she was on stage, LMAO. She just thought it was a good song, but he and I would snicker a LOT.
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    Default Re: Severely NOT Sexy Lyrics

    I also suffer from the listening to lyrics sickness, and was quick to realize figured you out described the girl i was with when i met dea, and a few strippers i knew...so it got played a bit,lol

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    I remember a few years ago all the girls were dancing to Pink's 'family portrait'...always thought that was weird.

    Sometimes when I'm in a mood I dance to Sex Type Thing by STP. I know that no one actually gets what I'm feeling when I'm dancing, but I kind of feel like I'm making fun of and putting down guys that think that way when I dance to it.

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    haha Scarlett that's funny. I wonder if people are really listening to the lyrics, I always do when I go to clubs, unless I've never heard the song before...

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    The Spawn soundtrack is one of my favorite CD's. And I really, really like track 11. But man are the lyrics frightening! I wouldn't want to encourage some serial killer!!!

    You never told me why
    You never gave me a reason
    I can kill
    I'll watch you die
    Today, tomorrow
    I can kill you
    I don't die
    I can kill, but I can't die
    I can kill, but I can't die
    Everlasting life is mine
    I can kill, but I can't die
    Imprisoned by hypocrity
    Then you see me
    Give up
    You never told me why
    You never gave me a reason
    I can kill
    Look into my eyes
    Feel the breath of death which does die
    That feeling just might change
    You enclosed my name
    I can kill, but I can't die
    I can kill, but I can't die
    I can't die
    I can kill, but I can't die
    I can kill, but I can't die
    Everlasting life is mine
    I can't die


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    I still think (although it's a classic) that Alice Cooper's "Only Women Bleed" is not sexy at all.

    I mean we all know we do it, why promote it while on stage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    I still think (although it's a classic) that Alice Cooper's "Only Women Bleed" is not sexy at all.

    I mean we all know we do it, why promote it while on stage?

    Kitana
    While I have never been one of those pathetic men who get squeamish about a little blood, which never stopped me from doing a damned thing, I see your point. Also, a lot of the customers, if they are actually capable of listening to the lyrics, could conceivably have a bad reaction, though this would be their loss...

    I actually do have a slightly unpleasant reaction to "Pink", by Aerosmith, though they are one of my favorite dinosaur rock bands. I've played the song a zillion times for lots of different dancers, but it just strikes me as being crude and on a junior high mind level. We all know what they are talking about, and we all like it, but there are better ways to put it.
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    yeah I don't get people dancing to that Nickelback song. "I like my hands around your neck"?? Oh yeah, that's sexy. He sounds so rough and annoyed. I like Nickelback but for dancing? All their songs are about some tough times.

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    agree with nirvana's 'rape me'. insane clown posse is not sexy.
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    I think today's popular rap is totally unsexy, i mean, it's like tits! ::grunt:: ass! ::grunt:: and any angry hard sex we can pull out of porn. To me, it gets old. Oh, that and the Danni Minogue song that always gets stuck in my head "I Begin To Wonder", like she's a whore that had an epiphany.
    ...and the day came, when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became worse than the risk it took to blossom.

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    ^snicker @ a whore that had an epiphany.


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    you know i'm just glad girls aren't still dancing to "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" ok!!! hahahaha

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    Believe it or not, I actually played that song (well, a short, souped-up version, anyways) a couple of times in a very relaxed/rough/biker strip club--when two different dancers dropped by on their nights' off with their dogs, lol...
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    you remember that song "unleash the dragon" (rap or r&b) well i was working at this nude club and this girl was dancing to it. i was at a table near the tip rail giving table dances and i look over at this big gaping HAIRY pussy and all i could think was "PLEASE DON'T UNLEASH IT, PLEASE!!!!!!!!"

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    Whats funny is i can't find any songs by Chris Cornell not sexy, probably because his voice does it for me. Linkin Park same friggin thing. Nickle Back, love them too, but not all songs are sexy.

    Even Enigma who i pride myself dancing to has songs that are not sexy.

    I was out the other night and this chick was dancing to (remember this) Safety Dance! LOL. Cool song, but not happening for sex moves.

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    there's actually a quite groovy remix of "safety dance" from, of all things, the "bio-dome" soundtrack.
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    Mr.C strikes again.

    I'll be checking that one out...
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    Oh good lord. The old version was nice to hear, but a remix of that song too? I wonder how much more groove the song could have. It already kinda sounded like a remix of any other band....

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    I can't believe some girls danced to Eminem's Superman. So degrading... tsk tsk

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