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    Default Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    Does this throw you for a loop or is it just par for the course? Do you avoid the the thing like the plague or do you grind it like there's no tomorrow?
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    Par for the course. Who cares if the guy has a big dick or not? It's not like it has to go in me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayln
    Par for the course. Who cares if the guy has a big dick or not? It's not like it has to go in me.
    It doesn't necessarily have to not go in you.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    LOL, sorry, but no way....
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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    What REALLY matters is how huge his wallet is. If it's larger than life and full of it then I'm on that guy like a fat kid on a smartie. But penis-wise : who cares what the size is, it's not like I care to see it anyways!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meea
    What REALLY matters is how huge his wallet is.
    That goes without saying.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    The club I just started at my first night three of the girls danced for this black guy. some of the girls get on their knees and slide their hands up the guys legs well with this black the girls hands stopped about two inches about this guys knee...what stopped their hands...his penis! well its a no touch club so the girls more or less hovering over him! lol. glad i didnt have to get that guy!
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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    i have an occasional customer who i call "tripod" hehe. it is a little bit scarey but i still give the same dance to the big ones as i do the small ones

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    VELVET!

    I never knew we had run into one another!

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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    It doesn't necessarily have to not go in you.
    Ummm... it isn't going anywhere. Trust me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    Ummm... it isn't going anywhere. Trust me.
    Well, I was only going to put it in if you begged me for it anyway, so I guess we're at an impasse....
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Hahahahaha, funny one, ML.

    The last really big one I danced for I ended up taking home and fucking....but there was a really hot guy attached to it and I was horny.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Hahahahaha, funny one, ML.

    The last really big one I danced for I ended up taking home and fucking....but there was a really hot guy attached to it and I was horny.....
    Well Kat, at least he was hot. Of course, you DO realize that every pink site lurker within 100 miles of Austin is stuffing a pepperoni down his pants in preparation for their next visit to your club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meea
    What REALLY matters is how huge his wallet is. If it's larger than life and full of it then I'm on that guy like a fat kid on a smartie. But penis-wise : who cares what the size is, it's not like I care to see it anyways!
    Amen
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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    I figure, if it's really big then why do you have to get off during a dance? You can just go fuck yourself! Literally

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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    Does this throw you for a loop or is it just par for the course? Do you avoid the the thing like the plague or do you grind it like there's no tomorrow?
    And on the same note... do you dancers get thrown for a loop when the guy has an abnormally large spleen? Does it turn you on or freak you out? Do you mind if he pulls it out and shows it to you or are you "not that kind of a girl"?

    Im just askin'...

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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    And on the same note... do you dancers get thrown for a loop when the guy has an abnormally large spleen? Does it turn you on or freak you out? Do you mind if he pulls it out and shows it to you or are you "not that kind of a girl"?

    Im just askin'...
    Thank you there, Prester_John, I didn't know how to dignify the original question with an answer, but you summed it up for me.
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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    And on the same note... do you dancers get thrown for a loop when the guy has an abnormally large spleen?
    PJ, you fucking rock...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    Thank you there, Prester_John, I didn't know how to dignify the original question with an answer, but you summed it up for me.
    It's just a question, without need of dignification. If the question does not interest you, or you feel it is somehow not worth your time, you can refrain from a response. I feel the spleen is not a comparable organ, since it is internal rather than external, and would require some kind of surgery to whip out on a dancer. A big cock sticking out, on the other hand, I'm sure is something that a dancer might run into and maybe poke at in some fashion, and thus I posed my original question.....
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    Actually, ML has a point.

    See attached image...

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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    do you grind it like there's no tomorrow?
    Would you?
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    Actually, ML has a point.

    See attached image...
    WTF is that???????!!!!!!!
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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    personally - the occasional "tripod" freaks me out. I had a guy the other night who intentionally did not wear underwear and had on pants that were super slick, thin material. give me a break. I told him to "tame it or im stopping." I have no interest on rubbing up on that shit. I tried to ignore it at first but it was impossible. Call me prude - but that is tasteless of a customer IMO when he is doing it on purpose.

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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    From the recent "worst guys to dance for poll" in hustle hut:
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...=customer+poll

    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
    what about guys in thin sweats with a small, pokey boner sticking straight up!! ewwwww.
    Why ridicule guys for their small penis when it seems most of you don't want to contact a large one either?
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    Default Re: Have you ever danced for a guy with an unusually large penis?

    I think dancers have a love/hate relationship with their customers' erections. They love them because it is the whole reason they get paid for what they do, but they don't actually want to see it or think about it or have it poke them. I would think they would want to nurture and cherish their customers' boners, but this does not appear to be the case.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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