Does this throw you for a loop or is it just par for the course? Do you avoid the the thing like the plague or do you grind it like there's no tomorrow?



Does this throw you for a loop or is it just par for the course? Do you avoid the the thing like the plague or do you grind it like there's no tomorrow?
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
Par for the course. Who cares if the guy has a big dick or not? It's not like it has to go in me.
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return.



It doesn't necessarily have to not go in you.Originally Posted by Jayln
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
LOL, sorry, but no way....![]()
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return.
What REALLY matters is how huge his wallet is. If it's larger than life and full of it then I'm on that guy like a fat kid on a smartie. But penis-wise : who cares what the size is, it's not like I care to see it anyways!



That goes without saying.Originally Posted by Meea
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
The club I just started at my first night three of the girls danced for this black guy. some of the girls get on their knees and slide their hands up the guys legs well with this black the girls hands stopped about two inches about this guys knee...what stopped their hands...his penis! well its a no touch club so the girls more or less hovering over him! lol. glad i didnt have to get that guy!
Amar
i have an occasional customer who i call "tripod" hehe. it is a little bit scarey but i still give the same dance to the big ones as i do the small ones
VELVET!
I never knew we had run into one another!





Ummm... it isn't going anywhere. Trust me.Originally Posted by merely_lurking
Because there ain't no tits on the radio



Well, I was only going to put it in if you begged me for it anyway, so I guess we're at an impasse....Originally Posted by hardkandee
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A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
Hahahahaha, funny one, ML.
The last really big one I danced for I ended up taking home and fucking....but there was a really hot guy attached to it and I was horny.....
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





Well Kat, at least he was hot. Of course, you DO realize that every pink site lurker within 100 miles of Austin is stuffing a pepperoni down his pants in preparation for their next visit to your club.Originally Posted by Katrine
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AmenOriginally Posted by Meea
Money is congealed energy, and releasing it releases life's possibilities. ~Joseph Campbell
I figure, if it's really big then why do you have to get off during a dance? You can just go fuck yourself! Literally




And on the same note... do you dancers get thrown for a loop when the guy has an abnormally large spleen? Does it turn you on or freak you out? Do you mind if he pulls it out and shows it to you or are you "not that kind of a girl"?Originally Posted by merely_lurking
Im just askin'...
Thank you there, Prester_John, I didn't know how to dignify the original question with an answer, but you summed it up for me.Originally Posted by Prester_John
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





PJ, you fucking rock...lolOriginally Posted by Prester_John
Will you for chrissakes start posting like you used to?
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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It's just a question, without need of dignification. If the question does not interest you, or you feel it is somehow not worth your time, you can refrain from a response. I feel the spleen is not a comparable organ, since it is internal rather than external, and would require some kind of surgery to whip out on a dancer. A big cock sticking out, on the other hand, I'm sure is something that a dancer might run into and maybe poke at in some fashion, and thus I posed my original question.....Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
Actually, ML has a point.
See attached image...
Would you?Originally Posted by merely_lurking
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





WTF is that???????!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Madcap
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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personally - the occasional "tripod" freaks me out. I had a guy the other night who intentionally did not wear underwear and had on pants that were super slick, thin material. give me a break. I told him to "tame it or im stopping." I have no interest on rubbing up on that shit. I tried to ignore it at first but it was impossible. Call me prude - but that is tasteless of a customer IMO when he is doing it on purpose.


From the recent "worst guys to dance for poll" in hustle hut:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...=customer+poll
Why ridicule guys for their small penis when it seems most of you don't want to contact a large one either?Originally Posted by NikkiD
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"I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing."Robert A. Heinlein "They Do It With Mirrors"HairGuitar



I think dancers have a love/hate relationship with their customers' erections. They love them because it is the whole reason they get paid for what they do, but they don't actually want to see it or think about it or have it poke them. I would think they would want to nurture and cherish their customers' boners, but this does not appear to be the case.![]()
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
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