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    Having A Smoke

    These two little old ladies were standing outside of their nursing home having a smoke. It started to rain so one of the ladies took out a condom, cut the end off and slipped it over her cigarette.

    The other lady said, " Whats that thing?"
    The first lady replied," it's a condom, so my cig doesn't get wet."
    The second lady asked,"Where did you get it?"
    The first lady explained, "You can get them at any drugstore."

    The next day the first little old lady went to the drugstore, walked up to the counter and asked the Pharmacist for a box of condoms.
    The Pharmacist , clearly embarrassed, asked," What Brand would you like?"
    The old lady replied, "I don't care as long as it fits on a camel."

    The Pharmacist fainted!
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    LMFAO I love it. I'm gonna pass that one on for sure.

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    Default Re: Having A Smoke

    LMAO.. funny!


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    lol you made me choke i was laughing so hard... very good one


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    Default Re: Having A Smoke

    it was OK, I guess... but there are so many condom size jokes out there...

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    I love it! Too funny, 'specially since I smoke camels.

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    lol
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    haha that is funny

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    Default Re: Having A Smoke

    lmao!


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    f'n hilarious!

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