Having A Smoke
These two little old ladies were standing outside of their nursing home having a smoke. It started to rain so one of the ladies took out a condom, cut the end off and slipped it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, " Whats that thing?"
The first lady replied," it's a condom, so my cig doesn't get wet."
The second lady asked,"Where did you get it?"
The first lady explained, "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day the first little old lady went to the drugstore, walked up to the counter and asked the Pharmacist for a box of condoms.
The Pharmacist , clearly embarrassed, asked," What Brand would you like?"
The old lady replied, "I don't care as long as it fits on a camel."
The Pharmacist fainted!



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