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    But, because a woman or man complains about their sex life, they are not actually looking for an escort.

    Of course not, The majority of the people in today's society want something for nothing, It's human nature. Tell someone they can have oustanding sex for free and they'll jump all over it. Tell them they have to pay and they'll look at you like you're from another planet.

    Why did you not take these ladies up on a offer due to all their complaints?

    I didn't have services to offer at the time. Remember? I'm still new to this.

    Most just are not seeking out an "affair."

    You're right, most aren't looking for it, but it's funny how some of them end up envolved in one regardless. lol. Actually it's not a surprise when you think about the reason why they ended up in an affair. But that's a whole other topic.

    Hey, there must be women out there who want the service of a man!

    That's the way I see it, I know they're out there. You're right about the escort site, the more I think about it...

    'A state of mind'

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    Some people will end up having affairs true. Actually alot of people. But they don't pay, they do it for "other reasons."

    People who look for escorts, seek them out, i.e. advertising, agency's. Already have money in hand to do so. Not just a walk down the street, or to the bar. Now as a woman we can get men to pay by hanging at bars a hell of alot easier than a man might find a woman.

    You get a good looking man (his age don't matter, look at Richard Geere (sp) and Tom Cruise) and these guys may very well attract a woman who is twice his age, widow and has some money for a quick romp to feel sexy again.

    We wome don't have to do this.

    That's why most male escorts do both. Gay escorts are VERY populour amoung men! But you being straight, have you thought about hooking up with the "Male Review," or "Male Express'?

    Sure it's stripping.....But you will get you're money! Get noticed, and break into escorting!

    Pamela

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    Some people will end up having affairs true. Actually alot of people. But they don't pay..

    Sure they do, you may not see the money exchanging hands, but it's happening. Those hotel rooms they run off too aren't free. Not to mention the dinners, movies, etc.... And if they get caught, there's no telling how much they will end up paying..emotionally, financially, etc.

    We women don't have to do this.

    Of course you don't, that's because most men are easy, lol.

    Sure it's stripping.....But you will get you're money! Get noticed, and break into escorting!

    That is a good point...

    'A state of mind'

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    *schploop*

    Damnit!!!

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    Default Re: Time to pick the ladies brains...

    Try this script.




    Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

    Mrs. Potter.....Margot Kidder
    Fred Garvin.....Dan Aykroyd
    Slick.....Garrett Morris



    [ open on Mrs. Potter lying in bed in hotel room, as a knock is heard at the door ]

    Mrs. Potter: I'm coming, I'm coming.. [ opens door ] Hello?

    Fred Garvin: [ entering ] Mrs. Potter?

    Mrs. Potter: Yes.. that's me.

    Fred Garvin: The same Mrs. Potter who's Vice-President, in charge of loans for the Franklin National Bank in Chicago.

    Mrs. Potter: Yeah, that's me.

    Fred Garvin: Here, this is for you.

    Mrs. Potter: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

    Fred Garvin: May I come in?

    Mrs. Potter: What for?

    Fred Garvin: Well, ma'am, you see, when a VP like yourself comes to Milain to do business, it's customary for the company to send a gal up to the room, compliments of Great Lakes Feed & Grain. And, well.. since you're a gal, the company sent me - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

    [ Fred stares at the camera as the title card appears ]

    Mrs. Potter: Uh.. I don't, I don't think you understand, Fred. I'm not that kind of girl..

    Fred Garvin: Oh, let me reassure you, ma'am. I can assure you profssional hygeine, discretion and animal gratification.

    Mrs. Potter: I have never had to pay for that in my whole life.

    Fred Garvin: Well, don't worry about it. Great Lakes Feed & Grain is picking up the tab. You get me for the whole night!

    Mrs. Potter: Hey, uh..

    Fred Garvin: Hey is for horses, young lady. No ifs, ands or buts about it - you're spending the night with Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

    [ Fred stares at the camera as the title card appears ]

    Well, now, I have a work order here which specifies that I am to roger you roundly 'til 6:15 tomorrow morning.

    Mrs. Potter: Now, wait a minute.. wait a minute. Don't I get dome say in this? I mean, maybe I want some sleep. Maybe I don't want to be rogered roundly.

    Fred Garvin: Ma'am, you're dealing here with a fully qualified male strumpet. I service the entire quad cities area - Moline, Rock Island, Davenport and Bettendorf. Why don't you give it a whirl? What have you got to lose?

    Mrs. Potter: [ walks aside to think to herself ] What do I have to lose? No one's ever gonna know.. and I'm not gonna see Paul for another couple of weeks. Sure, Fred's not the most attractive guy in the world.. but if he makes a living at this, he must be doing something right. [ finished thinking ] Okay, Mr. Garvin. I'll try it.

    Fred Garvin: Congratulations, Mrs. Potter! I knew you'd come to your sense. And, ma'am, if you're amenable, I'd like to begin the session by striking a few.. seductive poses. [ makes series of odd, comic poses ]

    Mrs. Potter: That's nice..

    Fred Garvin: I call this one "The Snake". [ poses like a snake ]

    Mrs. Potter: Uh.. well, I'm, uh..

    Fred Garvin: Mrs. Potter, please cooperate. Come on, now, come on. You'll thank yourself later, now come on. Get on under this bed here, young lady, come on, come on. Just jump right on in here.

    Mrs. Potter: Okay. [ jumps in ]

    Fred Garvin: Now, if you don't mind, I do work with the glasses and jacket. [ climbs in ] Feeling anything yet? Any symptoms of arousal?

    Mrs. Potter: I don't think so.

    Fred Garvin: Well, these things take time. Perhaps a bit of humor will break the ice. What's red and green, and goes like this? [ makes spinning motion ]

    Mrs. Potter: I don't know.

    Fred Garvin: A frog in a blender! There you go. And now, look at this. [ holds up card ]

    Mrs. Potter: What's this?

    Fred Garvin: My backseat driver's license! [ laughs ] Enough foreplay - let's get cracking. [ removes pants ]

    Mrs. Potter: [ notices something ] Hey, wait a minute..

    Fred Garvin: What?

    Mrs. Potter: What is all that stuff?

    Fred Garvin: Oh, uh.. that's my rather elaborate network of trusses. I will need your help with a couple of these. I got the old hernia truss here.. and I got a spleen truss, it opens up with a couple of snaps here in the back..

    Mrs. Potter: No, I don't think so.. you know, I.. I.. I think this is a little too much for me, I, uh..

    Fred Garvin: No, no.. it's just a couple of snaps in the back. You know, you just gotta make sure you don't touch the rupture, that's all..

    [ a knock at the door ]

    Mrs. Potter: Who's that? Who's that?

    Slick: It's Slick.

    Mrs. Potter: Who's Slick?

    Fred Garvin: Uh.. Slick. This takes a little explanation. You see.. Slick is a gentleman of leisure. He looks out for me and the girls. Uh.. be there in a jiffy, Slick! By the way, one good word from you would really put me in good with the boss.

    Mrs. Potter: Okay.

    Fred Garvin: [ opens door ] Hey, Slick!

    Slick: [ enters, dressed a pimp ] There's my main man! I was down in the hallway, I thought you mind need some help with your trusses, baby.

    Mrs. Potter: Oh, no, we don't need any help with his trusses. In fact, I think maybe you'd both better get out of here.

    Slick: What's the matter, Miss? Hasn't Fred attended to your needs?

    Mrs. Potter: Oh, no.. he's really attended to my needs.. [ Fred signals her ] He was wonderful! The earth moved! In fact, it moved so muich, I don't think I can take any more!

    Slick: [ laughs ] That's my Fred! Yeah. He's my bread-and-butter man. You see, in my schedule I got eight girls, and Fred. Come on, Fred, let's go, man. They got some hungry women in Beddendorf waiting for the Garden Lizard.

    Mrs. Potter: Fred? Fred? Fred, I just want to thank you for tonight. I'm never going to forget it.

    Fred Garvin: Well, thank you, ma'am. I do what I can. Because I'm Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

    [ Fred stares at the camera as the title card appears ]

    [ fade to black ]
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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