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    Angry Asshole convention?

    Every have one of those nights where a good 90% of the people you deal with seem like they just graduated (with honors) from asshole school?

    Last night I was told I was too fat. I had a guy leave the stage while I was dancing for him. I came across two different guys who "didn't have any ones". I had a guy tell me he wouldn't buy a dance but he WOULD let me suck his dick for $50. Oh and I got slapped on the ass hard enough to leave a welt that lasted for hours. The worst part was it was fairly dead so if anyone was even going to attempt to hustle they were gonna have to deal with these morons.

    By the end of the night I was ready to start tossing myself down the stairs in attempt to break the monotony....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona
    Every have one of those nights where a good 90% of the people you deal with seem like they just graduated (with honors) from asshole school?
    yes and the nights where they just sat there staring stupidly at you and not spending any money at all I had dubbed, "fag fest."


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    It was a full moon this past week. Couln't you tell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona
    Last night I was told I was too fat. I had a guy leave the stage while I was dancing for him.
    WTF? Your not fat!!!! What kinda shit was he smokin? Maybe he liked the anexoric look.....

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    Ahem, WHO slapped your ass?! I would have slapped them right back and told them to not friggin touch you again.

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    I had someone put their nose in my ass while bent over doing a dance, so I turned around and slapped him and then slapped me on my ass real hard. Oh I wanted to kick that guy in the balls BAD. I hate those nights. It seems like even if you put on your most favorite outfit and dance the best you've ever danced, you still won't make money.

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    you should have farted in his face....I bet he wouldn't try that again for a whle!!!

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    Last night was a full moon, and there we were mooning the fag fest. Who made money? No one! Those nights make you want to work at Mickey D's and wear the "fat-ass" pants instead of having to deal with these losers!

    In case you havent noticed my night was shitty.
    You know the saying? ... Celeste is the best!

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    omg. i ACTUALLY made money this week, for the first time ever since i been back in nz.

    and i HATE full mooner times with passion. how strange.maybe it makes kiwis spend for a change??!

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    I actually like slapping asses, just as long as it's permitted



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    Ha! I though it was me. I did crappy yesterday and so did some other girls. Hmmm, maybe I should avoid working on a full moon. It causes people to act differently, negatively. But, it IS a good time to trim your hair to promote hair growth.

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    Amazingly, I made money thrusday night in chicago and the burbs, in spite of all the weirdness going on around me. But I heard the top earner in my indianna club made a whopping $12 thursday. It must be the damn moon!

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    My friday night was like that too. It was the worst! The club was packed, but every guy was an asshole, and every girl I talked to had a terrible night. Some girls even left crying because they were so frustrated. Two guys pulled thier dicks out. A girl got pushed up against a wall in VIP and threatened. My friend had guys giving her death threats and making punching motions at her after she refused to do extras. Girls were verbally assaulted, booed while on stage, and all the customers were EXTRA touchy and grabby. It was TERRIBLE. ugh. I had to take two nights off because the whole things just exhausted me so much.


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    On Fridays the place is usually packed with a great crowd, but last Friday (around the full moon) my first customers of the day didn't tip after my stage dance (Me: "I couldn't help but notice you while I was up there dancing. Did you like the show?" THEM, "Um...duh...We just got here"-BULLSHIT! I saw them sitting there the WHOLE time I danced! Cheap bastards). Then these 3 idiots came in, criticized almost every girl who performed onstage ( She looks like she's wearing a wig..." "Oh, so THIS is what happens to cheerleaders after they die...huh huh huh"), and then condescended to me but then backed off after they realized that I am probably more intelligent than the 3 of them combined. ( I can't stand it when they assume we're dumb!!!)

    Izzy WOW that is a tough night at work!!! I don't blame you for taking time off after all THAT!

    On a brighter note, I did have a customer who promised to come back with a LOT more money to spend on me because he had a great time. He was cool. Thank God for people like him who can turn a bad night into a better one.

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    according to the Witc's calendar, last week was what they call a "Chaste Moon"
    (chase meaning chastity)

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    this thread is not making me want to go in to work tonight (uggg)

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