Yep. It was a full moon this week; could you tell? I always know it when I realize I am having conversations that make no sense at all. These are things tha happened to me this week:
1) a customer is in my first club Monday and talks my ear off for at least 40 minutes about his big improtant job and all the money he makes, then wehn he finally shuts up long enough for me to ask for a dance, he races out the door. He later turns up later in the weel in my other club, claims it is a COINCIDENCE (I did tell him where I work), and bought one--count 'em--ONE $10 dance, during which he had to tell me about his extensive collection of expensive cars. ANother dance, sweetie? No, he does not have any money!!![]()
2) A customer comes into the club and attempts to LICK all the dancers. THen he can't understand why nobody wants anythig to do with him!![]()
3) guy attempts to put his arm across my thorat and hold my head in place so he can stick his tongue in my ear![]()
4) different guy BITES my ear![]()
5) guy attempts to suck on my nipples
6) various guys trying to find (or make) a hole in my pantyhose (I have to wear them at the lap dance shows in regular bars)
7) idiot attempting to palpate my spine via my navel
several customers making obscene tongue gestures at me whiel I am dancing for them
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9) several customers asking if I am PREGNANT! WTF!:
10) guy spends about 20 minures asking me all kinds of personal sexual questions, the thells me he does not like white chicks anyway
ANd the #1 wierd thing that happened to me this week:
A guy pulls out a vibrator and tries to use it on me!![]()
And it is only Friday! I winder what the we4ekend will hold!







several customers making obscene tongue gestures at me whiel I am dancing for them
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I was prepared for groping and grabbing and the like, but a VIBE??? I am still wondering what the hell he was thinking! 

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